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# eh?
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:43, archived)
# think about them, they're all stupid
any screwdriver is left handed
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:44, archived)
# unless its been dipped in a tin of tartan paint first
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:45, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:46, archived)
# they're all 'games'
played on aprentices on their first day or so - "go get me the left handed screwdriver, lad" - the apprentice knows no better, so it's funny...in a way.
(wobblyjelly, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:44, archived)
# I got the water and screwdriver
but a long weight?
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:45, archived)
# if they go and ask someone for a 'long weight'
what are they going to get?
(Lord of the Beans, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:46, archived)
# it will be if you're still thinking about the joke
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:47, archived)
# Thankyou
that cleared it up for me.
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:48, archived)
# As in
Go and ask at reception for a long weight
(you have to say it out loud)
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:47, archived)
# Funny as in "let's stick the new boy in the jcb bucket
20 feet up" way funny.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:46, archived)