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# Pedant hunting.
It's too easy - I've caught 4 5 today already!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 21 Jun 2004, 12:07, archived)
# hahaha.
the pedant catcher!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 21 Jun 2004, 12:08, archived)
#
like from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

"Lollipop's. Lollipop's...Would any little pedants like my lollipop's?"
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Mon 21 Jun 2004, 12:49, archived)
# you're
/pendant
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Mon 21 Jun 2004, 12:08, archived)
# get in the hole
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 21 Jun 2004, 12:09, archived)
# damn
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Mon 21 Jun 2004, 12:13, archived)
#
(Nelson from The Simpsons style)
Ha-Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Mon 21 Jun 2004, 12:15, archived)
# aah
but the hole is only 4ft deep...so I win again :)
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Mon 21 Jun 2004, 12:17, archived)
# But it has sharpened sticks at the bottom
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 21 Jun 2004, 12:19, archived)
# aaah
but..

/runs
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Mon 21 Jun 2004, 12:20, archived)
# Follows trail of blood
and shoots escaping pedant
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 21 Jun 2004, 12:21, archived)
# *dies*


that bloody hurt by the way
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Mon 21 Jun 2004, 12:24, archived)
# Shut up you're dead
\bloody pedants don't know when they're dead
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 21 Jun 2004, 12:30, archived)
# does it have
spikes/aligators in it?
(garfi3ld, Mon 21 Jun 2004, 12:19, archived)
# :I
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 21 Jun 2004, 12:09, archived)
# YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WOOYAY
I laughed out loud!
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Mon 21 Jun 2004, 12:09, archived)
# Me?
*innocent*
(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 21 Jun 2004, 12:10, archived)
# hehe
b3ta.com/board/3356299
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 21 Jun 2004, 12:11, archived)
# Drat
I'd have gotten away with it if hadn't been for those pesky McFlimbies

Edit: I do rather like your profile too
(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 21 Jun 2004, 12:13, archived)
# thank you
You don't think my nose is too big?
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 21 Jun 2004, 12:21, archived)
# Ba
dum
















tish
(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 21 Jun 2004, 12:26, archived)
# PPPPFFFFTTTTTTTT


can you help clean this tea off my TFT please??
(Dangermouse., Mon 21 Jun 2004, 12:11, archived)
# yeah
pour white wine on it...that'll remove the stain

i think

(I helped save b3ta! tico, Mon 21 Jun 2004, 12:19, archived)
# Thats grate!

(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Mon 21 Jun 2004, 12:11, archived)
# Thats puer clas
(I helped save b3ta! Kolonel, Mon 21 Jun 2004, 12:12, archived)
# Ha Ha!
Beaut
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Mon 21 Jun 2004, 12:14, archived)
# Hahahahaha
simply brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 21 Jun 2004, 12:15, archived)
# Woooo
Simply ace
(Jameh, Mon 21 Jun 2004, 12:18, archived)
#
(drnuclear, Mon 21 Jun 2004, 12:18, archived)
#
it's sic beauty is it's sic simplicity. thats sic brilliant thats sic. *aaaarrrrggggghhh!!!!*
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Mon 21 Jun 2004, 12:20, archived)
# Ewwww
That's a lot of sic to clear up
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 21 Jun 2004, 12:25, archived)
#
*puke's*
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Mon 21 Jun 2004, 12:33, archived)
# woo
you're clearly not a looser

/personal_pet_hate
(Joey[kins], Mon 21 Jun 2004, 12:56, archived)
# Yeah
It bothers me too.
Why can't people work out the difference between your and you're? *gets out marker*
Aarrrghhhhh!
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Mon 21 Jun 2004, 13:18, archived)
# I think
you may have missed the point.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jun 2004, 15:00, archived)
# I think
you missed his point
(Jameh, Mon 21 Jun 2004, 17:31, archived)
# I think you missed
the point of me missing the point about him missing the point.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jun 2004, 20:14, archived)
# I like that
alot.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jun 2004, 14:21, archived)
# ha ha
brilliant! Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Mon 21 Jun 2004, 14:42, archived)
# Pfffffffffftt
that's a bit clever sir!
(I helped save b3ta! adr, Mon 21 Jun 2004, 15:46, archived)
# Ho ho ho ha ha ha he he he
It's funny 'cos it could happen to me so easily.

I've even had some stickers made that say, "Please check your grammar: this apostrophe/comma/_____ is redundant / there should be a semicolon/apostrophe/_____ here" and I baleet/fill in the appropriate bits and stick 'em down.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 21 Jun 2004, 15:59, archived)
# ;O)
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 21 Jun 2004, 19:06, archived)
# That's one of my
new favourite things.

Oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Mon 21 Jun 2004, 19:37, archived)
# arf
that good
yay
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 Jun 2004, 20:20, archived)
# Swines!
One day the legions of English Literary Knights will rise from the dark corners in which they reside!

You foul apostrophe demons shall be ravaged (with forks and other sharp devices of displeasure) !

YOUR ALL DOOMED !!!!

.... ;-)
(Plip, Mon 21 Jun 2004, 22:18, archived)
# Swine's ...
shurely ?

(and how do peeps feel about a pre-query or pre-exclamatory space ? cool ! huh? ... I know THIS! is 'correct' but surely an extra space is more, graceful ? Does not it add to the gravity of the punctuation by allowing the character it's own room to Be ?
Any thoughts gratefully recieved before I unveil this to an unsuspecting world of punctuational ennui ...)
(dr dolittle, Mon 21 Jun 2004, 22:30, archived)
# The space
Is just the pause added at the end of the sentance waiting for some form of response ...

Not me randomly pressing keys like a monkey.

Honest ....
(Plip, Tue 22 Jun 2004, 11:33, archived)
# i love that...
fantastic as usual... :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 22 Jun 2004, 0:46, archived)
# Spot the mistake


This shop is on London Road, Westcliff-on-Sea
(Burt Reynolds, Tue 22 Jun 2004, 15:07, archived)
# Mistook
Not many cold water fish in the tropics so guess there should be a comma before 'Cold Water' ?
(I helped save b3ta! Zoblet, Tue 22 Jun 2004, 15:13, archived)
# I was thinking more along the lines of
there is no E in fishy.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 22 Jun 2004, 15:56, archived)
# and
that the 'I' and the 'S' are the wrong way round in 'business'
(Gene Starwind, Wed 23 Jun 2004, 2:33, archived)
# hehe
oh yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 23 Jun 2004, 10:48, archived)
# Corrected version

Maybe someone can work on the shark a little better.

(BigSi, Thu 24 Jun 2004, 12:58, archived)
# Rules!
Now I know why Jade Goodey visited Southend the other day.
(Burt Reynolds, Thu 24 Jun 2004, 16:07, archived)
# That sign
makes me twitch every time I walk past it! I did notice the other day that they have it correctly spelt on the small board that stands outside. Not that that makes up for it. Grr.
(I helped save b3ta! moonspoon blowin' free, Thu 24 Jun 2004, 10:08, archived)
# I don't often check the Page Of Frontery
but I'm glad I did. That's excellent, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 22 Jun 2004, 19:59, archived)
# brilliant
stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Tue 22 Jun 2004, 23:28, archived)