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# woo flying sheep
bullocks in my garden this morning. They smashed the fence to eat my sweet peas and bark mulch. What kind of a fucking retarded creature eats bark mulch.
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Fri 30 Jul 2004, 9:48, archived)
#
no idea *through mouth full of bark mulch*
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Fri 30 Jul 2004, 9:51, archived)
# *slowly puts down bran flakes

Hmmm? I've always suspected that they weren't made from bran.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Jul 2004, 9:52, archived)
# ning dave
any chance of being dave again your names confusing me and you have obviously given up on the (note spelling) thing
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Fri 30 Jul 2004, 9:58, archived)
# You think of a bloody name then
*frowns crossly

bunch of fuckers all hate me anyway

EDIT: Oops! 'ning. *nods *smiles *doffs fez
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Jul 2004, 10:08, archived)
# I don't
You're just misunderstood.

*hold Dave close to her motherly bosom*

*not really motherly
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 30 Jul 2004, 10:21, archived)
# Motherly or not

Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Jul 2004, 10:22, archived)
# bullocks
the clue's in the question
(or was that rhetorical?)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 30 Jul 2004, 9:53, archived)
# I was really
wondering if any other retarded creaTURES ATE BARK MULCH. Caps lock sorry
I expected lots of people to reply saying well my cat/dog does that.
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Fri 30 Jul 2004, 9:57, archived)
# *sound of breeze

*tumbleweed rolls past.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Jul 2004, 9:58, archived)
# look down
other creatures obsessed with bark mulch
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Fri 30 Jul 2004, 10:02, archived)
# *looks down
Where?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Jul 2004, 10:05, archived)
# we have a blackbird
that scatters the stuff across the lawn
I don't know whether it is in search of worms
or just doing it to piss me off
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 30 Jul 2004, 9:59, archived)