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[challenge entry] Jimmy Greaves


Funeral related so I might as well compo it.

Old ones:

Jeremy Irons | Ian and Geoffrey Rush | Thomas Gainsborough | Ella Fitzgerald | George Lazenby | Reese Witherspoon | Vanessa Feltz | Ralph Fiennes | Ginger Rogers | Virginia Wade | Colin and Tom Baker | Guy Fawkes | Wayne Sleep | THE REST

From the Alternative Funerals challenge. See all 234 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:25, archived)
# Hee hee hee...
He looks like he's eating his hand!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo has a book shelf, would like another, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:29, archived)
# Perhaps he is...
...with grief
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:30, archived)
# poor guy

(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:49, archived)
# or a Mr Kipling french fancy
dunno why, just looks like that's what he's eating.
(I helped save b3ta! DigitalJim dishwasher & microwave safe, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:32, archived)
# hehe, woo!


who wants to play Chevron?

It goes like this, someone replies to this post with anything (but no multiliners or pictures), then i reply to that, then you reply etc etc until I shout "CHEVRON!"

Then you have to reverse it by replying to the post 2 posts back, in order to make a > sign. Ready? Go!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:31, archived)
# ok

(I helped save b3ta! sex and dougs and rock n roll, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:31, archived)
# huh?

(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:32, archived)
# yep

(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:33, archived)
# Boobs

(I helped save b3ta! Mally Chickmas, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:33, archived)
# woo!

(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:34, archived)
# me next !

(I helped save b3ta! sex and dougs and rock n roll, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:34, archived)
# now me (reply to me, we can't get the same person twice in a row)

(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:35, archived)
# a few more ?

(I helped save b3ta! sex and dougs and rock n roll, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:36, archived)
# of course, when i shout chevron remember

(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:36, archived)
# feral is a little behind us

(I helped save b3ta! sex and dougs and rock n roll, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:37, archived)
# sure is

(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:38, archived)
# there's a double happening

(I helped save b3ta! sex and dougs and rock n roll, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:41, archived)
# CHEVRON

(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:42, archived)
# well that was fun

(I helped save b3ta! sex and dougs and rock n roll, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:42, archived)
# i think

(I helped save b3ta! sex and dougs and rock n roll, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:41, archived)
# Sorry

(I helped save b3ta! Mally Chickmas, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:38, archived)
# tee hee

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:42, archived)
# i hate you

(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:43, archived)
# i personally think
you're a top bloke
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:45, archived)
# that's funny, because i hate the ground you walk on
=P
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:46, archived)
# harsh
:(
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:46, archived)
# it's not harsh... THIS would be harsh...
*breathes in*
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:48, archived)
# i'm waiting
/taps toes impatiently
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:51, archived)
# oh, sorry...
you smell! har har
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:54, archived)
# lala

(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:38, archived)
# hammer time !

(I helped save b3ta! sex and dougs and rock n roll, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:37, archived)
# Go on, then

(I helped save b3ta! Mally Chickmas, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:37, archived)
# ok.. smooth so far.

(I helped save b3ta! sex and dougs and rock n roll, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:35, archived)
# The

(I helped save b3ta! Mally Chickmas, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:36, archived)
# eggnog

(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:34, archived)
# What?

(I helped save b3ta! Mally Chickmas, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:34, archived)
# look, i fucked it up

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:37, archived)
# make it a saw wave and pretend it was what we intended

(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:39, archived)
# baaa

(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:39, archived)
# ....

(I helped save b3ta! Mally Chickmas, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:40, archived)
# CHEVRON here!

(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:40, archived)
# WOOO !

(I helped save b3ta! sex and dougs and rock n roll, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:41, archived)
# grrr

(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:41, archived)
# mooo

(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:39, archived)
# bah!

(I helped save b3ta! sex and dougs and rock n roll, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:39, archived)
# it's not a problem
we just have a bump
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:38, archived)
# cheese

(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:33, archived)
# borked!

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:40, archived)
# twat

(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:40, archived)
# how so
:P
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:41, archived)
# grrr

(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:42, archived)
# batman

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:32, archived)
# Woo!
He's a tomato!
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:31, archived)
# Ironic you should say that
Look at the source pic:
Source pic
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:33, archived)
# Heheh.
I think they're related.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:34, archived)
# hehe, here we go again

(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:35, archived)
# Weee!

(I helped save b3ta! DigitalJim dishwasher & microwave safe, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:36, archived)
# Wee? ewe, mop it up

(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:37, archived)
# Are you calling Jimbo a sheep?

(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:38, archived)
# sheep, no. But they are alluring,,,

(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:41, archived)
# harhar!

(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:42, archived)
# chevronification!

(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:43, archived)
# wooooo!

(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:43, archived)
# I had to
redden up the hand to make it even vaguely match his face.

/edit you filthy thread-jacking swines
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:37, archived)
# gone
nice
(I helped save b3ta! worldwidewardy I remember when all these internets were fields, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:43, archived)
# lalalalala

(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:44, archived)
# seven sausages

(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:44, archived)
# bumgrapes

(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:45, archived)
# done

(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:45, archived)
# arse

(I helped save b3ta! just a man sitting on a chair eating a biscuit, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:47, archived)
# bums

(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:54, archived)
# bottoms

(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:54, archived)
# this part
has a subtle theme.. i just cant put my finger on it
(I helped save b3ta! just a man sitting on a chair eating a biscuit, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:57, archived)
# Oi! None of that!

(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Mon 16 Aug 2004, 23:49, archived)