fuck reading that.

( cheb, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:08, archived)

i'll condense it for you
i love jenny

she's my best friend

she says she'd go out with me if i wasn't so close to her

ergo: lots of drinking
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 1:09, archived)