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( Afinkawan, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 15:19, archived)

You've got the wrong spam e-mail there
Shirley, 'Red Hot fat munters!!!!!'

Woo!
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 15:20, archived)

...who eat dog poo

( Goatpod, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 15:22, archived)

do they?
How rare!
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 15:23, archived)

and rather sickening
but arousing!
( Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Tue 24 Aug 2004, 15:23, archived)

That is Divine isn't it?
Have you never seen 'that' video?
( Goatpod, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 15:24, archived)

Nooooooooo!
*doesn't want to.
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 15:25, archived)

No, you're right
you reeeeeeally don't want to :)
( Goatpod, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 15:27, archived)

correct
don't watch it. It's rare but a bit too rare.
( The Duke of Prunes, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 15:31, archived)

Yep, it's Divine
No idea what video you're on about though. I've seen Hairspray if that's any help (but I don't remember anything about it except it had a fat young Rikki Lake in it) so that's probably not at all helpful.
( Afinkawan, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 15:25, archived)

the video in which he/she
follows a dog around the streets, waits for it to crap and then scoops it up and eats it.*



* I only watched it by accident, honest....
( Goatpod, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 15:26, archived)

The film was
Pink Flamingos

*shudders*
( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 15:28, archived)

I've got a feeling...
...that I will almost certainly manage to completely avoid that vid.
( Afinkawan, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 15:29, archived)

Apologies
for dissing your visage earlier

I'm only jealous that I can't grow a crap 'tache.

Dammit!! I've done it again . . .
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 15:31, archived)

You'll try
but then one day someone will say "Hey, fancy watching a video in which some fat transvestite eats dog shit." And then, like the rest of us, you'll say "hmm, okay"
( Goatpod, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 15:32, archived)

Yeah...
...drugs are bad.
( Afinkawan, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 15:46, archived)

Arrrrgh!
the dog shit eating thing from pink flamingos.
Arrrrgh!
( The Duke of Prunes, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 15:27, archived)

aha, so I'm not the only one who's see it :)

( Goatpod, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 15:28, archived)

It's bad!
so very bad and so very wrong!
Why does it have to come back and haunt me? whyyyyyyyeeee?
( The Duke of Prunes, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 15:29, archived)