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(I helped save b3ta! LP, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 9:30, archived)
# he's a bell end
fuck me, just phoned dial a phone because i got a faulty phone yesterday.
they are going to send me a brand new one instead of being cnuts about it and making me wait ages to fix the one i already have.
how rare
(bigbomba, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 9:33, archived)
# you *are*
living in an alternate universe. I suppose on your wold there is something good to watch on tv?
(Dr Knackerator needs some people to make postings at his site TheSpod.com!, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 9:41, archived)
# dick and dom in the bungalow?
(bigbomba, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 9:42, archived)
# is that a tv show
or a proposition?
(Dr Knackerator needs some people to make postings at his site TheSpod.com!, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 9:43, archived)
# hahaha
just saw my sister watching it.

they are the biggest fuckwits on tv ever
(bigbomba, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 9:44, archived)
# and that is saying something!
to overtake Noel Edmunds, Timmy Mallet, Tony Slattery, the entire cast of Eastenders, that northern irish bloke who appears in bloody everything at the moment, and patrick kielty, vernon kay. jesus the list of fuckwits is never ending*

*except it just did
(Dr Knackerator needs some people to make postings at his site TheSpod.com!, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 9:46, archived)
# jules holland
he's on the list too
(bigbomba, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 9:49, archived)
# yep
had his own show for 10 years and *still* can't interview for toffees
(Dr Knackerator needs some people to make postings at his site TheSpod.com!, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 9:51, archived)
# Has anyone actually tried
offering to pay him in toffees rather than cash?

He might be rather good if offered the right packet of toffee goodness
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 9:56, archived)
# just imagine him trying to talk properly with a toffee in his mouth
he has enough trouble speaking properly in the first place.
(bigbomba, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 9:59, archived)
# I've been on that show
twas the day after a b3ta bash, and I was still pissed.
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 9:49, archived)
# haha
doing what?
(bigbomba, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 9:51, archived)
# looking for a new victim
hahahaha
(Dr Knackerator needs some people to make postings at his site TheSpod.com!, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 9:52, archived)
# Climbing through a tennis racket
I'd taken the strings out first obviously
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 9:54, archived)
# i tried to get through a coat hangar
im not the slimmest of people and got stuck.
had to get the wire cutters out.
(bigbomba, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 9:56, archived)
# I've got a clip of me in practice
almost beating the world speed record for this sort of thing: www.lpbk.net/tennis/lp_racket.mpg
I missed out by about half a second.

I normally make the routine last longer than 10 seconds though.
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 9:59, archived)
# haha
thats fucking class.

(bigbomba, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 10:02, archived)
# got a clip of it on line??


/ning cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 9:52, archived)
# Nope
Although it did get a mention in the newsletter.
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 9:53, archived)
# I just got my first mobile phone bill
under 50 quid for two years!
£49.57
/chuffed
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 9:41, archived)
# fuck me thats alot
i just got a tariff
for 15 quid a month

750 anyone anytime minutes
(bigbomba, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 9:45, archived)
# Heavy usage and data stuff
shop.orange.co.uk/shop/show/handset/orange_spv_e200/details
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 9:50, archived)
# oooo techy
i just got the phone they were offering free hehe
(bigbomba, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 9:53, archived)