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# and that is saying something!
to overtake Noel Edmunds, Timmy Mallet, Tony Slattery, the entire cast of Eastenders, that northern irish bloke who appears in bloody everything at the moment, and patrick kielty, vernon kay. jesus the list of fuckwits is never ending*

*except it just did
(Dr Knackerator needs some people to make postings at his site TheSpod.com!, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 9:46, archived)
# jules holland
he's on the list too
(bigbomba, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 9:49, archived)
# yep
had his own show for 10 years and *still* can't interview for toffees
(Dr Knackerator needs some people to make postings at his site TheSpod.com!, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 9:51, archived)
# Has anyone actually tried
offering to pay him in toffees rather than cash?

He might be rather good if offered the right packet of toffee goodness
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 9:56, archived)
# just imagine him trying to talk properly with a toffee in his mouth
he has enough trouble speaking properly in the first place.
(bigbomba, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 9:59, archived)