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[challenge entry] It's shit

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From the 2005 B3ta Calendar challenge. See all 127 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 28 Sep 2004, 22:55, archived)
# Toilet
humor
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Tue 28 Sep 2004, 22:57, archived)
# know your audience
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 28 Sep 2004, 22:57, archived)
# Topical repost
(I helped save b3ta! trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Tue 28 Sep 2004, 22:59, archived)
# AND SITTING DOWN TO PISS IS RIDICULOUS!
if you're a man, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 28 Sep 2004, 23:01, archived)
# Unless
highly inebriated, or old. (and then you get a nice little bag.)
(I helped save b3ta! trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Tue 28 Sep 2004, 23:01, archived)
# In france...
there were NO SEATS!

And at one point at age 8 I was afraid of the toilet seat for some reason, so I can now piss and shit with not actually sitting on the seat but just above.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 28 Sep 2004, 23:04, archived)
# Which
is an excellent skill to have, I am sure everyone will agree.

Especially in France.
(I helped save b3ta! trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Tue 28 Sep 2004, 23:06, archived)
# In most places there were toilet seats.
Just not in the place I was staying.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 28 Sep 2004, 23:07, archived)
# Oh
so thats the sort of place that you frequent?
(I helped save b3ta! trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Tue 28 Sep 2004, 23:09, archived)
# Only been to adventure scientifique once
Might go again, fun, but next time bring a bit more clothes 'n' a french - english dictionary for I cannot translate everything into french.

Very funny thing over heard in the queue.

1: So is he in your group?
2: No, he is a fu-ck err. (pronounced like that)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 28 Sep 2004, 23:12, archived)
# Did you know in Germany
you're forced to piss sitting down 'cos of the shape of the toilet?

Click for the horrible truth
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Tue 28 Sep 2004, 23:10, archived)
# Ha ha!
Pfffffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 28 Sep 2004, 23:12, archived)
# Ah
that's what I was talking about, yes.

It's UNNATURAL*!


*
      adj 1: not in accordance with or determined by nature; contrary to
             nature; "an unnatural death"; "the child's unnatural
             interest in death" [ant: {natural}]
      2: speaking or behaving in an artificial way to make an
         impression [syn: {affected}] [ant: {unaffected}]
      3: distorted and unnatural in shape or size; abnormal and
         hideous; "tales of grotesque serpents eight fathoms long
         that churned the seas"; "twisted into monstrous shapes"
         [syn: {grotesque}, {monstrous}]


(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 28 Sep 2004, 23:14, archived)
# You have
spent longer on this subject than I did!

Yeah I went to Germany a few years ago, you remember after you have had wet shins a few times.
(I helped save b3ta! trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Tue 28 Sep 2004, 23:15, archived)
# As if you piss in the toilet in Germany.
Straight in the fucking sink.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Tue 28 Sep 2004, 23:28, archived)
# True
But it is unplesant to fall down said loo because the seat is up
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Tue 28 Sep 2004, 23:01, archived)
# Aaah
now you see, my arse is too wide for that to be an issue.
(I helped save b3ta! trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Tue 28 Sep 2004, 23:03, archived)
# hahaa!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 28 Sep 2004, 23:03, archived)
# There were no seats in the ladies toilets
Very annoying.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 28 Sep 2004, 23:05, archived)
# Then
put it down!

I should charge for this kind of advice...

$10 please or £1 in real money.
(I helped save b3ta! TechImp is trying to be nice (with great difficulty)., Tue 28 Sep 2004, 23:05, archived)
# that's tough to do
if you're a tiny goblin
(Slurpy The Frog, Tue 28 Sep 2004, 23:11, archived)