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[challenge entry] probably a different reason i cant sleep at night!

From the Why I Can't Sleep at Night challenge. See all 386 entries (closed)

(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 13:46, archived)
# Mmmmmm
Meat
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 13:47, archived)
# The very definition
of graping my squildo.
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 13:48, archived)
# FUCK!
STOP HIM SOMEONE...

DAVE - CAN'T YOU DO SOMETHING???
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 13:48, archived)
# no one can stop me now!
well except with kryptonite!!
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 13:49, archived)
# Ah...
looks in cupboard for stock of Kryptonite...

(back soon)
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 13:55, archived)
# i used to sell kryptonite for a living
only a few seedy people bought it,
but recently someone bought out all my stock.
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 13:56, archived)
# what the FUCK IS THAT THING
I think I'm going to barf now.
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 23:07, archived)
# Fab
tastic!
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 13:50, archived)
# That's great.
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 13:56, archived)
# you're getting good at these!
(wonder where you got the inspiration?)
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 13:56, archived)
# Arf!
Again, thanks!
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 17:25, archived)
# scared
Can someone hold my hand?
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 13:53, archived)
# i'll hold it!
butthen i'd probably shop it into a zombie or something!
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 13:54, archived)
# bad bad bad
issues issues issues
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 13:55, archived)
# careful Rev...
that ain't his hand...
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 13:55, archived)
# true
but it does have five digits
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 13:56, archived)
# AAARRGGHHHH!!!!
that's even worse...

here, have my patent cock-ruler as a free gift:

(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 13:58, archived)
# at the window
tap tap tap tap tap.
that's a waist wiggle
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 13:59, archived)
# superb
a ture present for a man
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 14:01, archived)