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#
I find it really quite uncanny
Music puns are two a (tim)pani
(, Tue 2 Nov 2004, 11:32, archived)
# It's not for discussion
woodwind, not percussion!
(, Tue 2 Nov 2004, 11:35, archived)
#
I will acceed to your order
Let's try and break a world record(er)
(, Tue 2 Nov 2004, 11:36, archived)
# don't tell my boss, Mac, but
he might give me the sack(but)
(, Tue 2 Nov 2004, 11:38, archived)
#
Tell him he's a useless gorm
To lose you would be such a schawm.
(, Tue 2 Nov 2004, 11:40, archived)
# It's not such a bad life
I only work until fife
(, Tue 2 Nov 2004, 11:43, archived)
#
Stop at five? A whizzo scheme.
For me it's but a (bag)pipedream.
(, Tue 2 Nov 2004, 11:45, archived)
# All in all, I think that this'll
make me tell him to go and (tin) whistle
(, Tue 2 Nov 2004, 11:47, archived)
#
I think that he deseves this,
Kazoo does he really think he is?
(, Tue 2 Nov 2004, 11:49, archived)
# He's really so childish
Peter Pan(pipes) is putting it mildish
(, Tue 2 Nov 2004, 11:53, archived)
# I now have a meeting, it may last all day
but perhaps I'll be back so (digeree)do'nt go away!
(, Tue 2 Nov 2004, 11:55, archived)
# so it would be very wrong(o)
to talk about my bongo
(, Tue 2 Nov 2004, 11:36, archived)
# couldn't be worse
(having said that) nice verse
(, Tue 2 Nov 2004, 11:39, archived)
# I don't like the way
you are conducting yourself
(, Tue 2 Nov 2004, 11:41, archived)
# what's this
a love triangle?

Edit: We should ban(jo) these puns
(, Tue 2 Nov 2004, 11:42, archived)