Another reason to be cheerful
Mort photoshops a squirrel to save b3ta from politics (sorry I deleted the old one - this PC is running very slowly and I messed up the previous post)



Earlier
Mort gets splashed by elephant
Mort plays jazz
Mort for president
Mort brokers Arab-Israeli peace treaty
Mort discovers cure for cancer
Mort invents water-powered car
Mort eradicates world hunger with giant cake
Mort rescues kitten from tree
Mort finds Osama bin Laden
( giant_squid, Thu 4 Nov 2004, 11:34, archived)

Yay for Mort!
but I can't help but feel that his acheivements are getting less impressive. And as President he shouldn't be spending all day on b3ta
( twig, Thu 4 Nov 2004, 11:36, archived)

yeah
he's fixed everything which is wrong with the world and now he can relax and have fun!
(Prof UnderCover old geordie mind tricks, Thu 4 Nov 2004, 11:41, archived)

nice name change

( twig, Thu 4 Nov 2004, 11:44, archived)

Well then, you missed me loving it
*sulks

( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat's justice kilt is in the wash - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 4 Nov 2004, 11:40, archived)

Yes!
Even though his achievements are less grand, they make me feel no less fluffy!
(Prof UnderCover old geordie mind tricks, Thu 4 Nov 2004, 11:40, archived)