According to the image behind the writing...
...you've got a job burning everyone else.
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Fri 19 Nov 2004, 16:36,
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haha!
I can't believe it says Evolutionists,
Hypocrites makes me laugh though!
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Fri 19 Nov 2004, 16:40,
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Hypocrites makes me laugh though!
LIfe would be a lot easier if Jesus would repent and turn to us.
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Fri 19 Nov 2004, 16:26,
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I'll have you know
I'm only 15 of those things. So I should be fine.
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Fri 19 Nov 2004, 16:26,
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Darn! I only make 11.
*decides to convert to lesbianism and start stealing*
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Fri 19 Nov 2004, 16:28,
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I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body
and I did once steal a bar of chocolate. I'm up to 17.
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Fri 19 Nov 2004, 16:32,
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there's probably an anti-you out there somewhere
who does just the other 5!
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Fri 19 Nov 2004, 16:34,
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I hope not
They wouldn't be a very nice person. Especially with the child molesting and so forth.
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Fri 19 Nov 2004, 16:36,
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I'm only four of the above.
but I am a really big masturbator which must count for something. Probably like porn more than I should too.
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Fri 19 Nov 2004, 16:35,
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15 as well
15, but do you think I could count fornicating and masterbating twice I do them a lot.
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Fri 19 Nov 2004, 16:45,
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I've scored 15
I'm hoping after this weekend I'll be able to say a few more
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Fri 19 Nov 2004, 16:50,
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Lol.
I knew that anyway - besides Heaven is no good, coz I won't know anybody!
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Fri 19 Nov 2004, 16:27,
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Bloody hell
i hope thats shopped
cause otherwise 99.999% are going to hell
or i'm just going to terminate the person under the sign using nothing more than A RUBBER CHICKEN and a PAIR OF EMPTY QUATERZONE OINTMENT TUBES!
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Fri 19 Nov 2004, 16:27,
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cause otherwise 99.999% are going to hell
or i'm just going to terminate the person under the sign using nothing more than A RUBBER CHICKEN and a PAIR OF EMPTY QUATERZONE OINTMENT TUBES!
Continues to happily
inject Heroin in to eye, knowing god loves me!
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Fri 19 Nov 2004, 16:28,
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That big vein
IS his dick!
(sorry, nothing personal - just an obvious gag!)
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Fri 19 Nov 2004, 16:34,
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(sorry, nothing personal - just an obvious gag!)
yeah and you thought you had a pube,
'til you pissed out of it
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Fri 19 Nov 2004, 16:35,
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I'm 10 of them
Would be 11, but lesbianism is restricted to females.
Edit: I'm 11, actually. Didn't notice Porn Lovers before.
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Fri 19 Nov 2004, 16:28,
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Edit: I'm 11, actually. Didn't notice Porn Lovers before.
However
it explicily names homosexuals AND lesbians.
In other words it's twice as bad to be a lesbian than a gay male
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Fri 19 Nov 2004, 16:30,
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In other words it's twice as bad to be a lesbian than a gay male
Sweet
If I don't drink or smoke weed, I can inject as much heroin as I like. Result.
Edit: Gah, mindpiss.
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Fri 19 Nov 2004, 16:29,
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Edit: Gah, mindpiss.
Aw...fuck 'em
Puritanical cuntbubbles, it's friday.
*mainlines speedball*
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Fri 19 Nov 2004, 16:32,
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*mainlines speedball*
I'm liking
that C word today.
Jimmy Nail, you cunt.
..same goes to Jamie Theakston.
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Fri 19 Nov 2004, 16:37,
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Jimmy Nail, you cunt.
..same goes to Jamie Theakston.
I got 13
But I reckon if I "Turned to Jesus" and gave him a blowy I'd rack up a few more points.
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Fri 19 Nov 2004, 16:35,
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erm
*tick* *tick* *tick*
Sports fans!?
surely even in Biblical Times a stoning was considered a sporting event?
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Fri 19 Nov 2004, 16:36,
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Sports fans!?
surely even in Biblical Times a stoning was considered a sporting event?
Money Lovers?
Well thats most of the church fucked then. especially the happy-clappy churches to target the weathly middle classes
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Fri 19 Nov 2004, 16:40,
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Well...
I cunting love cunting money so there you money hating cunt Jesu..
Hold on a minute, I'm a priest.
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Fri 19 Nov 2004, 16:48,
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Hold on a minute, I'm a priest.