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(peewee13, Fri 19 Nov 2004, 16:25, archived)

Ha! It doesn't say pyromaniacs!

I'm safe

/burns curtains

(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Fri 19 Nov 2004, 16:26, archived)

According to the image behind the writing...

...you've got a job burning everyone else.

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Father_Ted Drink!, Fri 19 Nov 2004, 16:36, archived)

haha!

I can't believe it says Evolutionists,
Hypocrites makes me laugh though!

(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Fri 19 Nov 2004, 16:40, archived)

LIfe would be a lot easier if Jesus would repent and turn to us.

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Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 19 Nov 2004, 16:26, archived)

pfft!

(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Fri 19 Nov 2004, 16:27, archived)

I'll have you know

I'm only 15 of those things. So I should be fine.

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nick the greek, Fri 19 Nov 2004, 16:26, archived)

Darn! I only make 11.

*decides to convert to lesbianism and start stealing*

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 19 Nov 2004, 16:28, archived)

I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body

and I did once steal a bar of chocolate. I'm up to 17.

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nick the greek, Fri 19 Nov 2004, 16:32, archived)

there's probably an anti-you out there somewhere

who does just the other 5!

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 19 Nov 2004, 16:34, archived)

I hope not

They wouldn't be a very nice person. Especially with the child molesting and so forth.

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nick the greek, Fri 19 Nov 2004, 16:36, archived)

Bah

I'm only 6.

I should get out more
and I am protecting the snail that helped save B3ta

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 19 Nov 2004, 16:35, archived)

I'm only five

(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Fri 19 Nov 2004, 16:41, archived)

Typing well

for your age though.

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nick the greek, Fri 19 Nov 2004, 16:43, archived)

I'm very advanced

I use Bournville in my chocolate milk

(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Fri 19 Nov 2004, 16:47, archived)

I'm only four of the above.

but I am a really big masturbator which must count for something. Probably like porn more than I should too.

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Goldfish_, Fri 19 Nov 2004, 16:35, archived)

15 as well

15, but do you think I could count fornicating and masterbating twice I do them a lot.

(amon-ra-ra-ra, Fri 19 Nov 2004, 16:45, archived)

If I'm not allowed to count them twice

then neither are you.

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nick the greek, Fri 19 Nov 2004, 16:46, archived)

I've scored 15

I'm hoping after this weekend I'll be able to say a few more

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 19 Nov 2004, 16:50, archived)

Lol.

I knew that anyway - besides Heaven is no good, coz I won't know anybody!

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Goldfish_, Fri 19 Nov 2004, 16:27, archived)

Bloody hell

i hope thats shopped
cause otherwise 99.999% are going to hell

or i'm just going to terminate the person under the sign using nothing more than A RUBBER CHICKEN and a PAIR OF EMPTY QUATERZONE OINTMENT TUBES!

(Azzek!, Fri 19 Nov 2004, 16:27, archived)

Continues to happily

inject Heroin in to eye, knowing god loves me!

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Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Fri 19 Nov 2004, 16:28, archived)

ha ha ha ha

try it in the big vein on your dick - what a rush

(peewee13, Fri 19 Nov 2004, 16:30, archived)

That big vein

IS his dick!

(sorry, nothing personal - just an obvious gag!)

(darth_sane, Fri 19 Nov 2004, 16:34, archived)

yeah and you thought you had a pube,

'til you pissed out of it

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Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Fri 19 Nov 2004, 16:35, archived)

what, you've gagged on his?

you will end up in hell

(peewee13, Fri 19 Nov 2004, 16:39, archived)

hmmmm

I've always wanted a fornicator.

(Fonkadelix is fucking bored, pass the crack pipe Mavis., Fri 19 Nov 2004, 16:28, archived)

I'm 10 of them

Would be 11, but lesbianism is restricted to females.

Edit: I'm 11, actually. Didn't notice Porn Lovers before.

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Novander doesn't like you as much as you think, Fri 19 Nov 2004, 16:28, archived)

However

it explicily names homosexuals AND lesbians.

In other words it's twice as bad to be a lesbian than a gay male

(Azzek!, Fri 19 Nov 2004, 16:30, archived)

you could be a Lesbian trapped in a mans body?

(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Fri 19 Nov 2004, 16:31, archived)

Hmm

you pissed on my mind.

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nick the greek, Fri 19 Nov 2004, 16:32, archived)

wrong way round

how about a man trapped in a lesbians body?

(amon-ra-ra-ra, Fri 19 Nov 2004, 16:52, archived)

Sweet

If I don't drink or smoke weed, I can inject as much heroin as I like. Result.

Edit: Gah, mindpiss.

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Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 19 Nov 2004, 16:29, archived)

Aw...fuck 'em

Puritanical cuntbubbles, it's friday.

*mainlines speedball*

(Fonkadelix is fucking bored, pass the crack pipe Mavis., Fri 19 Nov 2004, 16:32, archived)

psychics, eh?

bet they didn't see that one coming

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manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Fri 19 Nov 2004, 16:32, archived)

perhaps because they're all lying cunts.

Perhaps.

(Fonkadelix is fucking bored, pass the crack pipe Mavis., Fri 19 Nov 2004, 16:34, archived)

wa waa

wwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Fri 19 Nov 2004, 16:35, archived)

I'm liking

that C word today.

Jimmy Nail, you cunt.

..same goes to Jamie Theakston.

(Fonkadelix is fucking bored, pass the crack pipe Mavis., Fri 19 Nov 2004, 16:37, archived)

I got 13

But I reckon if I "Turned to Jesus" and gave him a blowy I'd rack up a few more points.

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Father_Ted Drink!, Fri 19 Nov 2004, 16:35, archived)

erm

*tick* *tick* *tick*
Sports fans!?

surely even in Biblical Times a stoning was considered a sporting event?

(tweebianmonkey Should be known as Widget, Fri 19 Nov 2004, 16:36, archived)

That one confused me as well :-S

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Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Fri 19 Nov 2004, 16:46, archived)

Money Lovers?

Well thats most of the church fucked then. especially the happy-clappy churches to target the weathly middle classes

(Dr Knackerator needs some people to make postings at his site TheSpod.com!, Fri 19 Nov 2004, 16:40, archived)

Well...

I cunting love cunting money so there you money hating cunt Jesu..

Hold on a minute, I'm a priest.

(Fonkadelix is fucking bored, pass the crack pipe Mavis., Fri 19 Nov 2004, 16:48, archived)

YOU'RE

a priest?

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Father_Ted Drink!, Fri 19 Nov 2004, 17:12, archived)

gives you a warm feeling

nice to know your wanted

(amon-ra-ra-ra, Fri 19 Nov 2004, 16:42, archived)

I'm wanking as I type this

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Ian Woosnam, Fri 19 Nov 2004, 16:50, archived)

that made me laugh

then I realised you're probably serious.

Now I'm stuck with that image in my mind. Pass the bleach.

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Novander doesn't like you as much as you think, Fri 19 Nov 2004, 16:58, archived)

yay

14 FOR ME!!

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diablo290582 Professional.....something., Fri 19 Nov 2004, 16:53, archived)

8 here

And I'm a Christian. :O)

Sports Fans?!? WTF!!!

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Smiley_Neil filling the interweb with crap, Fri 19 Nov 2004, 16:56, archived)