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[challenge entry] 100% FACT

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(I like you much more than this telephone pole. But not as much as this frying pan., Sun 28 Nov 2004, 5:21, archived)
# that`s really nice done


I give you.. two chocolate hob nobs
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 28 Nov 2004, 5:46, archived)
# coffee:
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sun 28 Nov 2004, 5:49, archived)
# I love that
I love you stuff

I want your babies... if you ever get split up with Mrs. Kaiser
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 28 Nov 2004, 5:52, archived)
# she doesn't exist!
when can i fuck you?
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sun 28 Nov 2004, 5:53, archived)
# if your Kaiser-esque semen carries hummus
then bang away!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 28 Nov 2004, 5:56, archived)
# the baby
might get busted for doping!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sun 28 Nov 2004, 5:57, archived)
# never mind that!
HAND OVER TEH HUMMUS!

*is a bitch*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 28 Nov 2004, 5:59, archived)
# sorry matey!
it was a brief but very romatic affair!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sun 28 Nov 2004, 6:01, archived)
# *collects samples from sleeping baG for DNA hummus analysis*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 28 Nov 2004, 6:02, archived)
# ahem
What's a 'sleeping back'?
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sun 28 Nov 2004, 6:04, archived)
# resting place
for cum
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sun 28 Nov 2004, 6:05, archived)
# ah, I see
I think Rik's got at least a dozen of those...
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sun 28 Nov 2004, 6:07, archived)
# here's mine:
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sun 28 Nov 2004, 6:20, archived)
# arses
blame the beer!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 28 Nov 2004, 6:06, archived)
# back off!
I am the better gender for that ; )
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Sun 28 Nov 2004, 5:59, archived)
# think of the hummus!

(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 28 Nov 2004, 5:59, archived)
# erm...
HOORAAY!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sun 28 Nov 2004, 6:00, archived)
# BASTARD!

edit: + whore!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 28 Nov 2004, 6:03, archived)
# hey hey hey!
it's the rules of the free market!!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sun 28 Nov 2004, 6:04, archived)
# you jammy wee git!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 28 Nov 2004, 6:06, archived)
# blame my teachers from school
for brain washing me!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sun 28 Nov 2004, 6:07, archived)
# heh
snatch beats dick this time!
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Sun 28 Nov 2004, 6:13, archived)
# hmmm...
i would say every time!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sun 28 Nov 2004, 6:16, archived)
#
I can't help myself, it's the lightbulb thing
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Sun 28 Nov 2004, 6:24, archived)
# yeah, i know...
it's HOT!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sun 28 Nov 2004, 6:28, archived)
# Woot
Teh hitch-hiker whale.
(I helped save b3ta! Father_Ted Drink!, Fri 3 Dec 2004, 9:40, archived)