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# He's always on an adventure
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 13 Jan 2005, 10:19, archived)
# Ha ha ha
marvellous.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 13 Jan 2005, 10:19, archived)
# Hooray!
I woo that big time.
(I have not got fucking Tourettes, Thu 13 Jan 2005, 10:20, archived)
# hahahahaha!

and as if by magic...

the little wanker was plastered all over The Stun
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 13 Jan 2005, 10:20, archived)
# While
he's obviously an inbred retarded twat.
You have to ask why none of his advisers or bodyguards said :
"Erm Harry ? Maybe that's not such a good idea"
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 13 Jan 2005, 10:22, archived)
# my mate turned up to a party dressed in overalls, wearing a gasmask, and draped in a Nazi flag
strange bloke is Sunil

then again, he works for his money, isn`t a member of "royalty" (i.e. self-appointed gods), and isn`t a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 13 Jan 2005, 10:25, archived)
# oddly
being a self appointed God seems to mean you're not allowed to do what you want.
(Hazhar, Thu 13 Jan 2005, 10:29, archived)
# and rightly so!
/atheist
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 13 Jan 2005, 10:30, archived)
# well, i think it's a shame
/self appointed God
(Hazhar, Thu 13 Jan 2005, 10:31, archived)
# you'd wonder how his friend didn't cop what he was doing
when he went for a 'colonial and native' theme.

somoeone was always going to get offended.
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Thu 13 Jan 2005, 10:30, archived)
# yeah and I think it shows the difference between Harry and William
whereas William makes a dopey costume of a lion/tiger or whatever it was, Harry is just a cunt

all wee need now is that tart Camilla doing her best Norma Jean upskirt impression and Liz (god bless `er) caught not using the pooper scooper after the corgis
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 13 Jan 2005, 10:33, archived)
# And presumably
Isn't followed around everywhere by the Press ?

I can see the irony in Mel Brooks making a Nazi Musical but all I see with this is a twat being shown up as a twat.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 13 Jan 2005, 10:30, archived)
# well I`m just saying.. my mate deliberately set out to shock with his costume
(the fact that the put his weird clobber away after 20 minutes is by the by!), so the question is, is this "prince" really so bloody thick?

send him to the army? send him to the bloody moon I say, with the other space cadets
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 13 Jan 2005, 10:35, archived)
# Jolly
Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 13 Jan 2005, 10:20, archived)
# very very very very very very very very very very very very
good indeed
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 13 Jan 2005, 10:21, archived)
# ning
first mate - how's ya timbers?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Jan 2005, 10:27, archived)
# shivering
how was your swim home?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 13 Jan 2005, 10:28, archived)
# eventful
and late in the day. All the water's gone now - it's like the whole place is pretending it didn't happen.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Jan 2005, 10:30, archived)
# what didn't happen?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 13 Jan 2005, 10:31, archived)
# An alien civilisation enslaved the whole of Edinburgh and made everyone dance the Monkey Dance for their own sick entertainment.
I had to monkey dance to freedom (through a lot of puddles) and once out side of their field of influence I caught a cold, from having splashed in the puddles. This cold spead through the alien civilisation and anoyed them all a bit. Then they got bored and went back because they had to be at work in the morning.

And now it's like it never happened.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Jan 2005, 10:36, archived)
# you're better at pretending
than I gave you credit for
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 13 Jan 2005, 10:40, archived)
# Woo!
that is all.


oh go on then, have a YayHouplaPanowie!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 13 Jan 2005, 10:21, archived)
# ha ha ha
that's incredible!

Woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Jan 2005, 10:22, archived)
# !YaY!
w00t!
hupla!
etc.
etc.
have a spork
(The Infallable Froggy - High on Cuntunism, Thu 13 Jan 2005, 10:24, archived)
# hahahaha
fantastic

w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 13 Jan 2005, 10:25, archived)
# Hahahahaha...
The Royal Family, taker of taxes, giver of hummus.

w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Thu 13 Jan 2005, 10:26, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha,
I've had a shit morning and that's cheered me up :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 13 Jan 2005, 10:28, archived)
# hahahaha!
The cheeky wee monkey!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 13 Jan 2005, 10:29, archived)
# sue
perb
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Thu 13 Jan 2005, 10:30, archived)
# hehehehe
haha, fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! e.parsley, Thu 13 Jan 2005, 10:34, archived)
# No need to finish mine then

I'll use it to Woo yours instead
(I helped save b3ta! The Snockerty Friddle, Thu 13 Jan 2005, 10:40, archived)
# hehe
wonders if harry suffers from chronic flatulence like Hitler himself
(the unknown maniac, Thu 13 Jan 2005, 11:30, archived)