Nurse!!!
I specifically told you to prick his boil for God's sake!!!



From the Badly Misheard Instructions challenge. See all 332 entries (closed)

( watashi-wa Evenin'!, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 12:39, archived)

haha
and some haha
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 12:40, archived)

hows the college going
koit dear boy.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 12:44, archived)

going very well
thanks

got some work to do this afternoon - now can I be arsed ?
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 12:55, archived)

Nah! you don't want to strain yourself.
need to walk before you can run, i say 8 can of beer, some bitches (sorry to the ladies on the board), a pinch of high quality drugs, lots of Gold, and some bangin' tunes. that should set you up nicely for football this evening.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 13:00, archived)

To be honest
The beer and drugs I can't have........dont like, dont need. The women would be nice - well, just one would be enough for me........awwwwwwww

tunes and gold would be nice.

And yes, new season starts tonight - gonna bag me a peachy goal methinks.
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 13:05, archived)

Ha ha ha,
look, the doctor is The Fonz.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 12:41, archived)

and that nurse..
... is whoopi goldberg
(Scribble, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 12:47, archived)

And the patient
is Moby!
( Mr Spleen Can do better. C-, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 12:56, archived)

hey bovine
got your zippy/george ninja ani-gif emailed to me today!
( curry monster, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 12:51, archived)

Really,
wow, thats fantastic.
I wonder how long it will be before I get it emailed to me.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 12:56, archived)

As apposed to?
?

sorry, i dont get it
( monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 12:42, archived)

If you're not taking the piss...
...reverse the order of the italicised words.
( watashi-wa Evenin'!, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 12:43, archived)

ahhhhh!!!
(sorry, i wasnt taking the piss)
Ive just been sat here thinking of words that sounded like prick or boil
...crick ...drick ...frick ...grick etc etc
( monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 12:46, archived)

youthful
innocence,
or just taking the piss?
(RowdsterDelux, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 12:46, archived)

theres no
youthfulness here anymore, im afraid:(
( monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 12:51, archived)

£$%@%$@!!
woo ow yay
(RowdsterDelux, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 12:43, archived)

Badum tsh,
oldies are the goodies eh?
(bean flika, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 13:16, archived)