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From the Badly Misheard Instructions challenge. See all 332 entries (closed)

( Lumpbucket says: Try Giddy 3! http://www.giddy3.co.uk, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 14:13, archived)

aaargh!
I screamed and covered my eyes anyway!
( rogan, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 14:15, archived)

ARGH!!!!
My eyeballs have retreated into my skull!
( Banana, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 14:16, archived)

*cringe*
that's nasty..
( munkt0n, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 14:16, archived)

aha!
I was wondering about you the other day. I concluded that you were probably too busy doing the sex with that girlfriend of yours. How are you?

[edit]DEAR GOD!
*runs, screaming, never to return*
( Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 14:16, archived)

hehe "doing sex" marvelous
i'm fine, even though i don't have a girlfriend any more... (which should cheer up all you b3ta girls, no doubt :)
( Lumpbucket says: Try Giddy 3! http://www.giddy3.co.uk, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 14:17, archived)

thank goodness for that
I can take my life off hold.
( Banana, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 14:21, archived)

*creeps back with her eyes covered*
way-hey! On the market, then. Are you coming to either of the next two bashes?
( Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 14:22, archived)

uhhhhhh...
no :(
( Lumpbucket says: Try Giddy 3! http://www.giddy3.co.uk, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 14:24, archived)

why's that then?
are you being CRAP or something?

*folds arms sternly*
( Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 14:35, archived)

Basically,
yes.
( Lumpbucket says: Try Giddy 3! http://www.giddy3.co.uk, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 14:49, archived)

well... then...
um...

*is flummoxed*

oh.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 14:52, archived)

ewwwwww
classy stuff.
(Maels, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 14:18, archived)

ow
ow again
ayah bleedah
jesus that smarts
( aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 14:19, archived)

wot
he said, though when you get laser treatment for myopia that's pretty much the initial part of the procedure, though it's done with a microtome rather than a tatty peeler :)
( witchy :: Best before:, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 14:21, archived)

Was that
a fountain pen?
(Rabbers, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 14:20, archived)

Not really
unless its a combo potato peeler/fountain pen. And if innovations do them, I would not be in the least bit surprised :)
( Lumpbucket says: Try Giddy 3! http://www.giddy3.co.uk, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 14:25, archived)

ARGH!
Lol @ fountain pen .. that's wot I thought first time round.

Of course - after the second time when I got it .. ARGH!

I'm still cringing and cowering underneath my chair - this is F.E.R.A.L .. :'(
(Snoop, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 3:20, archived)

woo!
nasty
( spacefish is imaginary oh, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 14:25, archived)

very
Ruggero Deodato, that
( isthisyou?, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 14:36, archived)