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[challenge entry] We will never know
... the true extent of the evilness of ducks.

More evidence is being revealed daily.



Oh hello - I'm new, by the way. (A tenner to the first person who says, 'Hello New, I'm...')

~Waves~


From the Photoshop Ducks challenge. See all 515 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 13:07, archived)
# not just ducks, congrats on that, v. good - and WELCOME
have a kinda related retoast...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 13:08, archived)
# Who do you think you're kidding . . .
/ducks


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 13:10, archived)
# /ducks! DUCKS Arf!
conts. "Mr Hitler, if you think we want a Bun"
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 13:11, archived)
# 'Don't tell him, Drake!'


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 13:16, archived)
# heh
toast
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 13:16, archived)
# Mr Hitler/Eddie Izzard (not the same person)
Ooh, Eddie Izzard does a fantastic sketch about "Mr Hitler makes exceedingly good cakes" which is not only hillarious but also relevent for my second ever post so as not to make me look too much like one of those idiotic/incompetent/ignorant noobies below.

(Does the word "noobie" make anyone else want to replace it with "nudie"?)
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 13:16, archived)
# depends . . .
are you a girlie?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 13:19, archived)
# Depends...
do you want me to be one for you?
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 13:20, archived)
# no, Ben


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 13:21, archived)
# Darn it
*Puts frilly dress away*
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 13:26, archived)
# *gets out sewing kit*
*darns Ben's frock*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 13:30, archived)
# hello new
I'm....

AICMTP
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 13:09, archived)
# Ohh...
... did I say "tenner"? I meant "one used cotton bud".

Ahh, cotton buds, eh? "Don't insert them into your ear" they say, but everyone does.


Right? Just me?
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 13:19, archived)
# I've been using
a small Phillips screwdriver, which kind of does the job but hurts :/
(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 13:21, archived)
# "Hello New, I'm..."
/edit: cock badgers, not even second
(I helped save b3ta! Taylorcamb, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 13:09, archived)
# That duck seems to be in a load of this weeks pictures
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 13:11, archived)
# Coo!
I wonder why?

/sarcastic!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 13:14, archived)
# *waves back*
*drowns*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 13:13, archived)
# Shit
First hour on the message board and I'm already responsible for someone's death. What's everyone else's record? Was Flowerpot (not Twig) anyone important anyway? ;¬)
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 13:24, archived)
# *Sob
He/She was my friend . . . I'm just not sure which one . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 13:25, archived)
# twig is
Flowerpot wasn't really
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 13:27, archived)
# Flowerpot is very very important
whereas Twig is just impotent
although not from what I've been hearing

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 13:29, archived)
# Nice
stuff
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 1 Feb 2005, 13:18, archived)
# urk
(I helped save b3ta! Mosschops, Sat 5 Feb 2005, 20:15, archived)