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is zykOtiK a cunt?

votes please...
EDIT/ shit, i just realised i`m not on TALK..
sorree

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Ibstock, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 0:38, archived)

aye

doubly so for his "leet" name

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Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 0:38, archived)

maybe he doesn't have an "o" key.

he probably got it lost in his cunt.

(schnurricane, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 0:39, archived)

i hear that happens a lot

especially with rubber coated space bars

(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 0:45, archived)

my name isn't so-called "leet speek"

My name is just purely Zyk0tiK. it's not leet in any way. Much like b3ta isn't leet, yet it has a number in it. Are you saying b3ta is a cunt?

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 0:44, archived)

sorry, cunt.

we don't let cunts talk around here.

please just take your cunthands away from the keyboard and watch.

if you can shut your cunt up long enough.

(schnurricane, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 0:46, archived)

Your insults make no sense

You make no sense,

Why are you talking to me when you make no sense?

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 0:47, archived)

what doesn't make sense

is how you can type with that cunt.

(schnurricane, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 0:49, archived)

haha

that made me laugh.

yet still, it made no sense.

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 0:51, archived)

i didn't know cunts could laugh.

that's disgusting, keep that to yourself.

(schnurricane, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 0:52, archived)

maybe its 'burping'

(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 0:57, archived)

so you found your "o" key then?

good.

edit: yes you do make the tea.

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Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 0:46, archived)

i wonder if he found anything else good

inside his huge cunt.

(schnurricane, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 0:46, archived)

32k?

teabags?

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Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 0:47, archived)

not if he makes the tea on time.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 0:40, archived)

which he seems to have stopped doing

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 0:44, archived)

Yeah

well I am unemployed now. I only make the tea when paid to.

My contract ran out last friday, currently looking to further my career in the art of tea.

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 0:48, archived)

you could steal some more 3d models off google and sell them

(schnurricane, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 0:49, archived)

Yes,

because google is the all wonderful master of the 3D universe that includes binary meshes of game models, right?

Makes sense.

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 0:50, archived)

ooOOoooooh,

get her.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 0:51, archived)

i know it makes sense.

that's why i said it.

if you'd just stop to listen sometimes, maybe you could learn enough from other people to work on becoming less of a cunt.

(schnurricane, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 0:51, archived)

it appears to be, yes

www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&safe=off&q=binary+meshes+of+3d+models&btnG=Search

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lemony, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 0:54, archived)

haha

Touché

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 0:59, archived)

I don't think

he's a massive cunt.
He's definitely a cunt, but probably wouldn't be quite so cuntish if he weren't provoked.

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Comma, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 0:40, archived)

could you define "massive cunt"

i`m not sure

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Ibstock, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 0:41, archived)

Massive cunt = Mykeyboy.

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Comma, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 0:43, archived)

definitely.

(schnurricane, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 0:44, archived)

(Robot. Home of the greasy bucket., Fri 4 Feb 2005, 0:43, archived)

pffffft

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Ibstock, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 0:44, archived)

that's

just going too far

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the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 0:44, archived)

ah, but people who get cuntish when provoked

are the worst cunts.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 0:41, archived)

He probably

wouldn't be such a cunt if we didn't tease him so much.
But he still needs to get a fucking sense of humour, the fuming cuntpoo.

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Comma, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 0:46, archived)

Naw I have a sense of humor :)

The tea boy thing, for example, was hillarious. All of the pictures make me laugh.

But it pisses me off when people start taking the piss out of my artwork which I have spent years developing, and going further to claim I stole it.

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 0:49, archived)

you have art?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 0:50, archived)

it's funny

when cunts make shit and call it art.

that's why people make fun of it.

because a cunt made it.

and it looks like a bad cunt.

(schnurricane, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 0:50, archived)

I've never seen you

make anything that looks good...

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 0:52, archived)

i know

one time i made this kid with this ugly woman.

the kid looks terrible.

the kid is you.

the woman is your mom.

whom i fucked.

(schnurricane, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 0:53, archived)

haha

pwned

(Hairy Midget, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 0:54, archived)

hahahahahaha.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
oh god i just spat out a kidney.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 0:54, archived)

Heheh yeah...

It says more about you though... fucking the ugly woman who is my "mom"...

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 0:57, archived)

that's a good one.

next you're going to tell me you make more than me, am i right?

(schnurricane, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 1:05, archived)

No,

I currently make less than a tramp :)

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 1:11, archived)

that doesn't make anything you do any better though...

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 0:53, archived)

i want to see his art!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 0:52, archived)

stfu SSG :P

You've seen my art.

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 0:52, archived)

have i?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 0:53, archived)

Some...

edit: an example of something i'm doing at the moment is this - www.klikarogames.com/newsite

It's for one of my mod teams, I shaded the faces, the woman doesn't look as good as she could, but I fucked her up, and when messing with layers PS used up all my undo moves and I couldn't fix her, and it took me 3 hours to get it how it was and I couldnt be fucked to redo it.

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 0:54, archived)

did you make that

by covering rats with paint

and letting them run around on a piece of paper

and then rubbing your cunt all over it so it didn't look as good as it did once the rats finished?

because that's what it looks like.

(schnurricane, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 0:58, archived)

How ever did you guess?!

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 0:59, archived)

because it looks so fucking awful.

and it has cunt marks on it.

(schnurricane, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 1:01, archived)

Well I don't see anyone else saying

it looks bad. And according to you, everything I make is bad. You have some strange, deranged, non-sensical hatred for me of which I do not know why it was spawned. You are one seriously fucked up motherfucker.

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 1:03, archived)

people don't say it looks bad

because they don't want to hurt your stupid feelings.

it looks like a doodle some kid in the special class did while learning the alphabet.

(schnurricane, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 1:04, archived)

my god,

you are so fucked up!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 1:05, archived)

Yeah, he really

really is...

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 1:08, archived)

maybe its

because you suck your mums cock whilst fingering your cunt-face.

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 1:05, archived)

yeah!

(schnurricane, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 1:06, archived)

i dont

like you.

i dont even know you and i dont like you. At All... says something about you...

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 1:02, archived)

What the fuck?

Who the fuck are you?

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 1:08, archived)

Tu9

is the simple answer

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 1:09, archived)

you're forgetting to add your own title to webpages?

or indeed make a workable page?

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lemony, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 1:00, archived)

Heh

Well I only did the php coding of it last night.

I forgot to set the title cos I am a moron, It's using the default title it gives the page when you create a new document in Edit Plus.

The site isn't actually finished yet, still need to add hotspots for the buttons and make the rest of it.

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 1:02, archived)

And being easily pissed-off

is what makes you a cunt.

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Comma, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 0:51, archived)

Chuh-Roo

Dat

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 0:46, archived)

not so much a cunt

as a compulsive idiot

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lemony, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 0:41, archived)

Thanks :)

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 0:46, archived)

i thought this was a particularly fine example

www.b3ta.com/board/4192950

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lemony, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 0:50, archived)

How does that make me an idiot?

the CLR isn't a virtual machine like jave. It's a standard that code is compiled to. That the computer knows how to process.

The language is compiled. Java compiles on the fly, it's shit.

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 0:54, archived)

oh my god!

a talking cunt!

(schnurricane, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 0:54, archived)

because it's impossible to compile java into native code... at all... ever...

gcc.gnu.org/java/

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lemony, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 0:58, archived)

Hence

Java is shit.

It's slow, cumbersom and retarded.

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 1:00, archived)

wait wait wait...

did you even notice my sarcasm... or the link

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lemony, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 1:01, archived)

Oh right :P

It's hard to make out sarcasm from text. It's almost being like an american.

And I suppose Java could be compiled, I've never seen it used. The only shit I ever see runs from a shitty virtual Machine. Anyways, Java is a shit language from the start. It's bullshit. One of my friends is a programmer in Java and he hates his job because he has to use such a shitty ass language.

edit: also your link is dead

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 1:07, archived)

dont like you

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 1:08, archived)

I have now blocked you.

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 1:09, archived)

Now I Think you're a cunt too

Don't cuss java, gayboy

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Liquid Crystal, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 10:12, archived)

i know this guy

and he always has to use this really ugly fucking face all the time

and everyone hates the stupid face because it looks so stupid.

can you guess who it is?

(schnurricane, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 1:09, archived)

Is it the

ignore button?

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 1:11, archived)

nope.

but i'm so scared you'll ignore me.

whatever will i do when this ugly kid can't read my posts?

(schnurricane, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 1:16, archived)

a.) java isn't a shit language, it's a language you dislike, there's a difference

almost all programming languages have their uses, if you want to consider yourself a decent programmer* you're going to have to face up to the fact that an arguement like "A is shit B is sooooooooooo much better" is ridiculous without context... when c# has been ported to as many systems as java then a like for like comparison may be justified, as it is you should probably shut up

b.) learn a few more adjectives

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lemony, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 1:12, archived)

Meh,

I'm willing to agree.

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 1:15, archived)

because you're too stupid to disagree?

(schnurricane, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 1:16, archived)

plus you can talk to C/C++ code using the JNI APIs if you want to try to be whizz-bang

but you`ll more than likely break the portability of Java - "write once run anywhere" - which makes C# rubbish if you need to run on Solaris/Linux/BSD/HPUX...

edit: although you could plug the gap using CORBA :)

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 10:09, archived)

the CLR works the same way you idiot!

www.codepedia.com/1/newcsharpdotentlink

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 10:22, archived)

Java does not compile on the fly; the javac compiler compiles source to VM bytecode

Java Server Pages compile on the fly

:p

edit: JSPs are compiled to Java servlets, which are then compiled to .class bytecode files; which are then available forever, or until the JSP code is changed; in which case the .class is re-generated - it`s more efficient than using ASP!

edit 2: and in fact you can specify that JSPs are compiled as a web application server starts up, so there`s no on-the-fly compilation at all

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 10:06, archived)

this thread needs a picture

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 0:42, archived)

meh

wouldn't be the only one round here lately...

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e.parsley, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 0:43, archived)

So far in this thread the word "Cunt" occurs

24 times.
I think im defective.

(Robot. Home of the greasy bucket., Fri 4 Feb 2005, 0:55, archived)

i did most of them

i assume.

(schnurricane, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 1:03, archived)

Yep

(Robot. Home of the greasy bucket., Fri 4 Feb 2005, 1:09, archived)

cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt

cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt

time for a recount :0)

cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 1:04, archived)

73 cunts.

and counting.
I'd like to set up some sort of cuntometer.
Like on a monthly basis. Might have to look into it.
75 now.

(Robot. Home of the greasy bucket., Fri 4 Feb 2005, 1:10, archived)

thank you...

you really are extremely cool. (and that actually wasnt sarcastic) ((neither was that))

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 1:13, archived)

I'll add another 'cunt'

cunt

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The Duke of Prunes, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 10:15, archived)

cunting cunt flaps!

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firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 10:15, archived)

I had no idea that he would turn out to be a cunt...

www.b3ta.com/board/4228073

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 10:25, archived)

My god you are a fucking cunt

I dont know you but you remind me of someone known as magmaros on the net, who is a cunt just like you. hes also ugly, but not quite as mingy as you. your face looks like an 83 year old fat womans loose wrinkly shrivelled up cunt.
I'm glad im not you.

(melted_cheese, Wed 9 Feb 2005, 10:15, archived)