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# i thought this was a particularly fine example
(, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 0:50, archived)
# How does that make me an idiot?
the CLR isn't a virtual machine like jave. It's a standard that code is compiled to. That the computer knows how to process.

The language is compiled. Java compiles on the fly, it's shit.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 0:54, archived)
# oh my god!

a talking cunt!
(, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 0:54, archived)
# because it's impossible to compile java into native code... at all... ever...
(, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 0:58, archived)
# Hence
Java is shit.

It's slow, cumbersom and retarded.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 1:00, archived)
# wait wait wait...
did you even notice my sarcasm... or the link
(, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 1:01, archived)
# Oh right :P
It's hard to make out sarcasm from text. It's almost being like an american.

And I suppose Java could be compiled, I've never seen it used. The only shit I ever see runs from a shitty virtual Machine. Anyways, Java is a shit language from the start. It's bullshit. One of my friends is a programmer in Java and he hates his job because he has to use such a shitty ass language.

edit: also your link is dead
(, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 1:07, archived)
# i
dont like you
(, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 1:08, archived)
# I have now blocked you.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 1:09, archived)
# Now I Think you're a cunt too

Don't cuss java, gayboy
(, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 10:12, archived)
# i know this guy
and he always has to use this really ugly fucking face all the time

and everyone hates the stupid face because it looks so stupid.

can you guess who it is?
(, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 1:09, archived)
# Is it the
ignore button?
(, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 1:11, archived)
# nope.
but i'm so scared you'll ignore me.

whatever will i do when this ugly kid can't read my posts?
(, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 1:16, archived)
# a.) java isn't a shit language, it's a language you dislike, there's a difference
almost all programming languages have their uses, if you want to consider yourself a decent programmer* you're going to have to face up to the fact that an arguement like "A is shit B is sooooooooooo much better" is ridiculous without context... when c# has been ported to as many systems as java then a like for like comparison may be justified, as it is you should probably shut up

b.) learn a few more adjectives
(, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 1:12, archived)
# Meh,
I'm willing to agree.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 1:15, archived)
# because you're too stupid to disagree?
(, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 1:16, archived)
# plus you can talk to C/C++ code using the JNI APIs if you want to try to be whizz-bang
but you`ll more than likely break the portability of Java - "write once run anywhere" - which makes C# rubbish if you need to run on Solaris/Linux/BSD/HPUX...

edit: although you could plug the gap using CORBA :)
(, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 10:09, archived)
# the CLR works the same way you idiot!
(, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 10:22, archived)
# Java does not compile on the fly; the javac compiler compiles source to VM bytecode
Java Server Pages compile on the fly

:p

edit: JSPs are compiled to Java servlets, which are then compiled to .class bytecode files; which are then available forever, or until the JSP code is changed; in which case the .class is re-generated - it`s more efficient than using ASP!

edit 2: and in fact you can specify that JSPs are compiled as a web application server starts up, so there`s no on-the-fly compilation at all
(, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 10:06, archived)