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# Another unfortunate gerbilling incident
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 4:29, archived)
# Richard Geere
jokes undoubtly to follow.
(uptownjoe, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 4:32, archived)
# Fnar fnar
*ahem* Insert felch joke here *ahem*
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 4:35, archived)
# Just doing my bit for public education
and highlighting the distinction between "gerbilling", the act of inserting a gerbil or similar small animal in one's rectum for sexual gratification, and "felching", the act of sucking semen out of someone's rectum.
Not many dictionaries will help you out with this one. :P
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 4:39, archived)
# Freak.
How the fuck do you know the difference?
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 4:43, archived)
# It's on page 37
of 'How to be a Weird-Ass Freak Muthafuck' (third ed.).
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 4:46, archived)
# Cool.
Can I borrow it when you're done?
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 4:47, archived)
# No
cos' I made it up. If I weren't at work I'd do a web search for "felch", since I suspect it's used to describe lots of deviant practices, though the two above are the only ones I was aware of.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 4:52, archived)
# I'm pretty sure you can felch vaginally as well
If your heart was in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 5:02, archived)
# Bitch.
I had to think about that. Then pissed myself laughing.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 5:04, archived)
# first thing I thought of
was that bad movie with Chevy Chase...
(uptownjoe, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 5:10, archived)
# I'm pretty sure I read about this at the age of sixteen
in a Penthouse Forum magazine.
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 5:16, archived)