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# What's all this about the Pope?
Is he expected to die, or is that just a joke?
(Naomi, Sat 5 Feb 2005, 21:10, archived)
# ...
No, he's in the hospital in the vatican for shits and giggles...

/Sorry: bad mood, nothing personal
(El Burro, Sat 5 Feb 2005, 21:10, archived)
# he died this afternoon actually
they`re currently auditioning for a replacement
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 5 Feb 2005, 21:11, archived)
# No,
Seriously - Someone please explain it, in all honesty. I'm a bit scared.
(Naomi, Sat 5 Feb 2005, 21:11, archived)
# HE'S BEHIND YOU RIGHT NOW
or something
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 5 Feb 2005, 21:12, archived)
# Well, you shouldnt be
but this might alay your fears
www.catholic.org/cathcom/international_story.php?id=12548

He is only the pope after all, not anyone molestely important
(El Burro, Sat 5 Feb 2005, 21:13, archived)
# maybe we can get some kids to breakdance for him again
he seemed to enjoy that
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 5 Feb 2005, 21:14, archived)
# On the new show 'Pope Idol'?
*runs*
(Andy-, Sat 5 Feb 2005, 21:13, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 5 Feb 2005, 21:24, archived)
# did anyone see cap'n biscuit last night
POPEINATED!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 5 Feb 2005, 21:28, archived)
# no! post a link!

I love Cap`n Biscuit more than .. err .. a mediocre wank
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 5 Feb 2005, 21:38, archived)
# Let me guess....
have you been telling everyone that just to make them go running to news websites?

What an excellent jape. If he makes it through the weekend, I'll do that to people at work on Monday.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Sat 5 Feb 2005, 21:14, archived)
# not if I beat you to it ;)

*doesn`t go to bed ever again*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 5 Feb 2005, 21:25, archived)
# He's 146 years old,
has been in hospital all week, has severe Parkinsons disease....



...it's only a matter of time.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Sat 5 Feb 2005, 21:11, archived)
# Exactly
how much time are we thinking? A week? A year?
(Naomi, Sat 5 Feb 2005, 21:12, archived)
# Well
he's a very old person going into hospital, it's enough of a suggestion that people are thinking he might pop off soon, otherwise the Vatican wouldn't be spending so much time assuring people he is okay.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Sat 5 Feb 2005, 21:16, archived)
# That is
a very true statement. :[

Hopefully he will be okay, though I have my fears.
(Naomi, Sat 5 Feb 2005, 21:17, archived)
# There'll be another one if he dies, you know.
They won't just leave the position vacant.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 5 Feb 2005, 21:19, archived)
# We should have had that as this weeks compo
"Shop the new pope"...
(El Burro, Sat 5 Feb 2005, 21:20, archived)
# Bit premature.
Will inevitably happen in a year or two, though.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 5 Feb 2005, 21:21, archived)
# But it won't be the same
He's just so.... POPEY ... this one!
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 5 Feb 2005, 21:20, archived)
# Well this is what I'm curious to know.
Is the reason all these people are praying for him because he is a particularly outstanding pope? If he wasn't such a great pope, would they just shug their shoulders and pray for whoever? Or are popes in fact fungible? In which case being concerned about his impending death is foolish.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 5 Feb 2005, 21:22, archived)
# fungible?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Sat 5 Feb 2005, 21:24, archived)
# Exchangeable.
Identical for practical purposes.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 5 Feb 2005, 21:27, archived)
# Cool
Not heard that word before. I might find out if it actually exists then start using it.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Sat 5 Feb 2005, 21:30, archived)
# he`s a fuckwit, by virtue of being head of the catholic church
he goes on about poverty, AIDS, and children dying in 3rd world countries, and yet won`t advocate contraception because it`s against the teachings of the church - which bases its religion on the bible, which also states that only Jesus can forgive sins; interesting that priests can do that

fucking load of wankers
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 5 Feb 2005, 21:28, archived)
# Ah, but according to one particular future-seeing nutter
The next Pope is the last one before the end of the world.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Sat 5 Feb 2005, 21:23, archived)
# bring it on!
preferably before Bush starts WWIII...
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 5 Feb 2005, 21:29, archived)
# Nah.
He can't count that high, we should be safe.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Sat 5 Feb 2005, 21:31, archived)
# Bush is the next pope
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 5 Feb 2005, 21:32, archived)
# hahahha oh christ!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 5 Feb 2005, 21:38, archived)
# hold that remark
you'll need it later!
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 5 Feb 2005, 21:44, archived)
# Thanks,
for responding and letting me know what's going on.

Lots of love.

/lurk
(Naomi, Sat 5 Feb 2005, 21:20, archived)