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# Dad ! Billy keeps growing faster than me..


Sorted, now will you shut up with your moaning ?
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Tue 22 Oct 2002, 15:36, archived)
# lovely.
really, really loveley.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Tue 22 Oct 2002, 15:37, archived)
# Umm...
Is it just me... or does it look like that wire is going up her skirt??

/coat
(Nocturnia, Tue 22 Oct 2002, 15:39, archived)
# some sort of...
...catheter device maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 22 Oct 2002, 15:42, archived)
# it's a cork on a string
to keep in the milky wee


sorry
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 22 Oct 2002, 15:43, archived)
# no no...
that's the Queen
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 22 Oct 2002, 15:59, archived)
# the queen's going up her skirt
to stop the milky wee?!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 22 Oct 2002, 16:12, archived)
# ha ha very nice



p.s. Has Darcey Bussell's bottom been in today?
(Jim Pooley, Tue 22 Oct 2002, 15:39, archived)
# apparently she launched a car with it
the Metro's got loads of pictures of her, not one of the car. Some PR person is due for the chop me thinks
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 22 Oct 2002, 15:45, archived)
# There was a picture of it in todays Mirror
but it looked like it had been horribly photoshopped (either that or she doesnt have an arse crack)
(Jim Pooley, Tue 22 Oct 2002, 15:48, archived)
# She had tights on,
yeeugh, tights.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 22 Oct 2002, 15:49, archived)
# or "drunken trampolines"
as I just thought of, due to remembering a rubbish joke about sex at an office christmas party.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 22 Oct 2002, 16:19, archived)
# I can see what you mean I've got that picture
but there's no car to be seen.
Must be flesh coloured knickers
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 22 Oct 2002, 15:50, archived)
# ah thank you both.
"woman wears tights shocker"

pah
(Jim Pooley, Tue 22 Oct 2002, 15:52, archived)
# Cracking that is,
cracking.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 22 Oct 2002, 15:40, archived)
# hahaha
very good!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Tue 22 Oct 2002, 15:40, archived)
# Lovely
ruler action.
(Dogsdinner, Tue 22 Oct 2002, 15:41, archived)
# Excellent!
A totally apt metaphor for political correctness as applied to gender issues.
(Indole Ring, Tue 22 Oct 2002, 15:44, archived)
# I
bloody
love
that
This is a normal post Woo Yay
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Tue 22 Oct 2002, 15:46, archived)