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# I got bored writing the newsletter have been playing kazoo instead


www2.b3ta.com/images/rob/kenhomkazoo.mp3
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 4 Mar 2005, 1:40, archived)
# I used to have kazoos.
I miss them.
But lately I've been jonesing for a harmonica.

/blog

(edit) haha! class ditty there.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Fri 4 Mar 2005, 1:42, archived)
# my brother
has an accordian.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Fri 4 Mar 2005, 1:45, archived)
# my dad is an accordian
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 4 Mar 2005, 1:46, archived)
# Accordian to you, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Mar 2005, 1:47, archived)
# well
My brother plays merry songs and we jig.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Fri 4 Mar 2005, 1:48, archived)
# Mr. accordian to you
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 4 Mar 2005, 1:48, archived)
# Oh yeah...
Well MY dad had his middle finger cut off in an abbatoir accident, so he cant give you the finger with one hand. He cant play the accordian though, so you have the superior parent.
(Mephs should get a bloody job, Fri 4 Mar 2005, 1:50, archived)
# hahahaha
(schnurricane, Fri 4 Mar 2005, 2:00, archived)
# hahahaha
(schnurricane, Fri 4 Mar 2005, 1:43, archived)
# By gum.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Fri 4 Mar 2005, 1:43, archived)
# my name has ken hom in it
hurrah !
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 4 Mar 2005, 1:44, archived)
# think of it as a tribute to 20% of your name
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 4 Mar 2005, 1:45, archived)
# with
aids
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 4 Mar 2005, 1:52, archived)
# i have a ken hom spatula..
it has his signature emblazoned on the handle.. i got it from tk maxx
(I helped save b3ta! redkat, Fri 4 Mar 2005, 1:56, archived)
# no wemember to keep the wok vewwy hoyt !
not warwm

this is bad

verrrrryyy hot !
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 4 Mar 2005, 1:58, archived)
# i can't remember if it was ken hom or ken lo..
who used to say... cut the end of the backside of the fish.. it made my mum snigger..

and there was this indian cookery show on bbc2 that was made by the hari krishnas... it was quite homemade looking.. with an american bloke with a shaved head making savoury dishes.. he melted ghee at one point
(I helped save b3ta! redkat, Fri 4 Mar 2005, 2:04, archived)
# There's a big photo
of Ken Hom on the wall of one of our local stupormarkets. He looks completely insane.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Mar 2005, 2:04, archived)
# A kazoo-toothed tiger?
Or summat.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 4 Mar 2005, 1:47, archived)
# that is possibly worse
than the spocktopus pun
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 4 Mar 2005, 1:49, archived)
# for you. especially for you
for you here is my europop version of Twinkle Twinkle Little star...

www2.b3ta.com/images/rob/twinkl-disco.mp3
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 4 Mar 2005, 1:51, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Thank you very much indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 4 Mar 2005, 1:54, archived)
# and for an encore
here's Bum Sex...

www2.b3ta.com/images/rob/Bum%20Sex.mp3
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 4 Mar 2005, 1:59, archived)
# Hehehe.
Is that the Visage remix? I think I heard a version a bit back.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 4 Mar 2005, 2:00, archived)
# I think it's a bit different to one I posted on the board a while ago
but to be honest, it was the first thing that came up by typing Rob Manuel into itunes...
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 4 Mar 2005, 2:02, archived)
# "We Fade to Gay"
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 4 Mar 2005, 2:03, archived)
# ahhh AHHHH
I did write some new words for it whilst in a gay bar (friend of g/f birthday I'll have you know)

About having great hair. I wish I could remember it now. It would have been GREAT.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 4 Mar 2005, 2:06, archived)
# hurrah for bum sex
for it is truly what makes b3ta go round.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Fri 4 Mar 2005, 2:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Mar 2005, 1:55, archived)
# yay!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 4 Mar 2005, 1:57, archived)
# woah
my mind just kinda exploded a little. IT WAS FUN! woo electrnica kid songs
(Shigfeppers, Fri 4 Mar 2005, 2:45, archived)
# if you practice on them a bit more
you might get as good as my mouse ;)
veritas party
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 4 Mar 2005, 1:49, archived)
# I WAS THAT MOUSE!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 4 Mar 2005, 1:55, archived)
# say again?
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Fri 4 Mar 2005, 1:57, archived)
# I WAS THAT MOUSE!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 4 Mar 2005, 2:03, archived)
# gracias
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Fri 4 Mar 2005, 2:13, archived)
# deep down
you still are
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 4 Mar 2005, 1:57, archived)
# *toot*
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 4 Mar 2005, 2:01, archived)
# I like it. Oh I like it so very much,
Have a tiny sexy nun Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Fri 4 Mar 2005, 1:57, archived)
# that is the tiniest, sexiest nun i have ever laid eyes on
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Fri 4 Mar 2005, 2:21, archived)
# Ha ha ha :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Mar 2005, 2:00, archived)
# Good plan
kazoos help channel your chi. That's my excuse and I'm sticking with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 4 Mar 2005, 2:03, archived)
# WITH AIDS!
 
excellent.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 4 Mar 2005, 2:28, archived)
# I verify. This man must be stopped.

#noncy, noncy, noncy, noncy WITH AIDS#
(Mephs should get a bloody job, Fri 4 Mar 2005, 2:53, archived)
# scrotum
(The original Stick Figure Ninja, Fri 4 Mar 2005, 3:54, archived)