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( , Wed 13 Apr 2005, 9:35, archived)
From the An Accident Waiting to Happen challenge. See all 379 entries (closed)
( , Wed 13 Apr 2005, 9:35, archived)
hahaah
how true
I had some cunty little man try to snuggle into me last night.. and some dickhead bitch with a book try to elbow me out of my seat this morning.. I`ll not say what I did :)
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Wed 13 Apr 2005, 9:42,
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I had some cunty little man try to snuggle into me last night.. and some dickhead bitch with a book try to elbow me out of my seat this morning.. I`ll not say what I did :)
morning sir
well I know you`re not supposed to hit women... and I didn`t
her elbow was horizontal, poking into me, so I lifed my left arm and elbowed her downwards with a little bit of force.. she nearly shit herself
also had a bloke barge past (and into me) trying to get on an escalator.. amazing how a little clip to the heel sends them flying
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Wed 13 Apr 2005, 9:49,
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her elbow was horizontal, poking into me, so I lifed my left arm and elbowed her downwards with a little bit of force.. she nearly shit herself
also had a bloke barge past (and into me) trying to get on an escalator.. amazing how a little clip to the heel sends them flying
just can`t be arsed with inconsiderate bastards
not my fault the service is shit and they want to crush themselves into veal crates
I love it when there`s a scrum to get on.. being quite a "sturdy" bloke, I squeeze on, get into a reasonable position and make sure I don`t move when everybody else is trying to crush in when the doors are closing
"can you move up please?"
"no I fucking can`t - there`s no room.. now fuck off"
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Wed 13 Apr 2005, 9:54,
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I love it when there`s a scrum to get on.. being quite a "sturdy" bloke, I squeeze on, get into a reasonable position and make sure I don`t move when everybody else is trying to crush in when the doors are closing
"can you move up please?"
"no I fucking can`t - there`s no room.. now fuck off"
That's exactly what I'd do.
If I wasn't five foot six.
/shortarse.
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Wed 13 Apr 2005, 9:55,
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/shortarse.
That's my tactic exactly
tomorrow I have to take the Amsterdam subway again, which I think is quite comparable.
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Wed 13 Apr 2005, 9:57,
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are the people over there not a bit more chilled?
in London, where there`s mobile phone availability, it`s all friggin` "yeah, we`ve just closed a 14 million pound deal"
or "yeah... can you get me some of the stuff you got last week? yeah how much? yeah 2 quid each? sorted"
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Wed 13 Apr 2005, 10:01,
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or "yeah... can you get me some of the stuff you got last week? yeah how much? yeah 2 quid each? sorted"
In the quiet hours
everyone seems very much asleep.
But in the rush hours things can get very grim.
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Wed 13 Apr 2005, 10:06,
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But in the rush hours things can get very grim.
nah
amsterdam is suprisingly stressed compared to the rest of the netherlands
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Wed 13 Apr 2005, 10:12,
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You sound like you could use one of my inventions:
The pedestrian horn - It fits snugly in the palm of your hand and makes as much noise as a semi-trailor.
Perfect for those times when the train is on the platform and there's a doddering old lady blocking your path.
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Wed 13 Apr 2005, 9:59,
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Perfect for those times when the train is on the platform and there's a doddering old lady blocking your path.
Still, I plan on pretending to be deaf and senile when I'm older...
I can't wait to be able to complain about not being able to buy a single egg (as opposed to a carton) at the local cornershop.
I'll barge my way to the front of every queue like it's normal, and piss wherever I want to.
Being an old fart is going to rock!
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Wed 13 Apr 2005, 10:05,
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I'll barge my way to the front of every queue like it's normal, and piss wherever I want to.
Being an old fart is going to rock!
when I came back from a conference in Greece
I had a broken ankle, a big suitcase, a backpack, another bag and a poster tube.
some twat pushed me into a barrier in Kingscross at the bottom of the stairs near the exit, and I called them a stoat bothering cunt badger. Then they turned round and helped me get my suitcae up the stairs
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Wed 13 Apr 2005, 10:00,
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some twat pushed me into a barrier in Kingscross at the bottom of the stairs near the exit, and I called them a stoat bothering cunt badger. Then they turned round and helped me get my suitcae up the stairs
haha
also, just minutes after that some cockney bloke came up to me and started talking whilst his wife/accomplice went behind me and tried to open my bag. I just told him to fuck off before I break her arm.
What a lovely place London is. I wouldn't mind but I was only there for 30 min that day.
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Wed 13 Apr 2005, 10:06,
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What a lovely place London is. I wouldn't mind but I was only there for 30 min that day.
it`s a hole
a depressing, expensive, dirty hole
.. bit like Cherie Blair`s arse
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Wed 13 Apr 2005, 10:13,
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.. bit like Cherie Blair`s arse
there's nothing you like better
than to be pressed up to a cunty little man, don't deny it!
'Ning kids!
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Wed 13 Apr 2005, 9:49,
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'Ning kids!
Tell us please.
I've just head some lovely pain killers (co-dydramol - yay) - and I may need to go for a sleep soon. Wouldn't want to miss out.
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Wed 13 Apr 2005, 9:49,
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