( giant_squid, Fri 24 Jun 2005, 16:14, archived)

Winner!

( cr3 has a tendency to break things, Fri 24 Jun 2005, 16:15, archived)

long live mort
long live b3ta!
( The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Fri 24 Jun 2005, 16:15, archived)

Thank You Mort
Ostrich 404! Yay!
( mr horrible You didn't fully understand what he said, Fri 24 Jun 2005, 16:15, archived)

Oh yes!
My favouritest one so far!
( Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 24 Jun 2005, 16:15, archived)

Not F***ing giant f***ing squid
I don't know why you think this cunting creation is funny, but it's about as funny as watching your two year old progressively develop autism.
(CerberaSpeedTwelve, Fri 24 Jun 2005, 16:17, archived)

Go to your room.
And no dinner for you.
( cr3 has a tendency to break things, Fri 24 Jun 2005, 16:18, archived)

cunt

( mr horrible You didn't fully understand what he said, Fri 24 Jun 2005, 16:18, archived)

why did you * out "uc" in fucking
and type out cunting in full?
( Attila the Bun - the only place still full of proper stuff, Fri 24 Jun 2005, 16:18, archived)

"Cunting" is not in the dictionary, so it's not a rude word. Otherwise all words containing the letters "cunt" would be obscene. Like Scunthorpe.

cerberaspeedtwelve was being totally reasonable.


(says Mort).
( giant_squid, Fri 24 Jun 2005, 16:22, archived)

:)
It my not be in THE Dictionary...but it is in MY Dictionary
( Attila the Bun - the only place still full of proper stuff, Fri 24 Jun 2005, 16:23, archived)

It's probably in the Scrabble dictionary.
But then, according to manwithunderpantsonhead, so is BINNIED.

The cunting CHEAT!
( giant_squid, Fri 24 Jun 2005, 16:25, archived)

ahhh...."BINNIED"

The noise made by Cherie Blair whilst being buggered by a horse!
( Attila the Bun - the only place still full of proper stuff, Fri 24 Jun 2005, 16:32, archived)

s'cunt-horpe
Is my favouretest place name.

Altough calling the girls Scunny Lasses makes them sound dirty. And not in the good way, either.
( Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 24 Jun 2005, 16:24, archived)

well, they are
/lives too close to that place
( The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox, Fri 24 Jun 2005, 16:26, archived)

Mort's a gem

( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Fri 24 Jun 2005, 16:27, archived)

you are brown cow
AICMFP
( The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox, Fri 24 Jun 2005, 16:20, archived)

what a curious simile...
I hope you're just being a cunt
( hanke ass poop, Fri 24 Jun 2005, 16:22, archived)

no sense of fun
go back to the cupboard under the stairs and cry
( The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Fri 24 Jun 2005, 16:23, archived)

We love Mort

( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 24 Jun 2005, 16:23, archived)

ta for that constructive criticism
but perhaps you might want to be a little less hostile to a nice member of the board in future?
( Reckless_Rik, Fri 24 Jun 2005, 16:25, archived)

oh

( Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 24 Jun 2005, 16:34, archived)

Yay!
I wondered when he'd turn up.
( Afinkawan doesn't have enough space in his sig to write wha, Fri 24 Jun 2005, 16:18, archived)

this one

( hanke ass poop, Fri 24 Jun 2005, 16:20, archived)

mmm Mort Mort Mort Mort Mort Mort Mort Mort

( Reckless_Rik, Fri 24 Jun 2005, 16:24, archived)

pearoast mort!
pearoast mort!
( The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Fri 24 Jun 2005, 16:31, archived)

now then
I changed the caption :D
( giant_squid, Fri 24 Jun 2005, 16:36, archived)