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(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Fri 24 Jun 2005, 16:14, archived)
# long live mort
long live b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Fri 24 Jun 2005, 16:15, archived)
# Thank You Mort
Ostrich 404! Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 24 Jun 2005, 16:15, archived)
# Oh yes!
My favouritest one so far!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 24 Jun 2005, 16:15, archived)
# Not F***ing giant f***ing squid
I don't know why you think this cunting creation is funny, but it's about as funny as watching your two year old progressively develop autism.
(CerberaSpeedTwelve, Fri 24 Jun 2005, 16:17, archived)
# cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 24 Jun 2005, 16:18, archived)
# why did you * out "uc" in fucking
and type out cunting in full?
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 24 Jun 2005, 16:18, archived)
#
"Cunting" is not in the dictionary, so it's not a rude word. Otherwise all words containing the letters "cunt" would be obscene. Like Scunthorpe.

cerberaspeedtwelve was being totally reasonable.


(says Mort).
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Fri 24 Jun 2005, 16:22, archived)
# :)
It my not be in THE Dictionary...but it is in MY Dictionary
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 24 Jun 2005, 16:23, archived)
# It's probably in the Scrabble dictionary.
But then, according to manwithunderpantsonhead, so is BINNIED.

The cunting CHEAT!
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Fri 24 Jun 2005, 16:25, archived)
# ahhh...."BINNIED"

The noise made by Cherie Blair whilst being buggered by a horse!
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 24 Jun 2005, 16:32, archived)
# s'cunt-horpe
Is my favouretest place name.

Altough calling the girls Scunny Lasses makes them sound dirty. And not in the good way, either.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 24 Jun 2005, 16:24, archived)
# well, they are
/lives too close to that place
(I helped save b3ta! The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox, Fri 24 Jun 2005, 16:26, archived)
# Mort's a gem
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Fri 24 Jun 2005, 16:27, archived)
# you are brown cow
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox, Fri 24 Jun 2005, 16:20, archived)
# what a curious simile...
I hope you're just being a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 24 Jun 2005, 16:22, archived)
# no sense of fun
go back to the cupboard under the stairs and cry
(I helped save b3ta! The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Fri 24 Jun 2005, 16:23, archived)
# We love Mort
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 24 Jun 2005, 16:23, archived)
# ta for that constructive criticism
but perhaps you might want to be a little less hostile to a nice member of the board in future?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 24 Jun 2005, 16:25, archived)
# oh
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 24 Jun 2005, 16:34, archived)
# Yay!
I wondered when he'd turn up.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 24 Jun 2005, 16:18, archived)
# this one
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 24 Jun 2005, 16:20, archived)
# mmm Mort Mort Mort Mort Mort Mort Mort Mort
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 24 Jun 2005, 16:24, archived)
# pearoast mort!
pearoast mort!
(I helped save b3ta! The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Fri 24 Jun 2005, 16:31, archived)
# now then
I changed the caption :D
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Fri 24 Jun 2005, 16:36, archived)