Logistics is everything.

Could so easily have been dessert storm. Sorry.

From the Penguins Vs Monkeys challenge. See all 439 entries (closed)

( Doctor When And The World Of Tomorrow, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 14:42, archived)

good preparation
half work.
(Forrest Gimp nothing to see here, carry on, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 14:44, archived)

...but....
...where are the monkeys?
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 14:47, archived)

They definitely have monkeys.
They are able to deploy their monkeys within 45 minutes. Our intelligence indicates that there are definitely monkeys present, however at this time we are unable to give firm and accurate information as to their wherabouts.
( Doctor When And The World Of Tomorrow, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 14:49, archived)

you'd better show me some satellite images
of 'shopped monkeys
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 14:52, archived)

don't you see it?

(Forrest Gimp nothing to see here, carry on, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 15:11, archived)

hmmm
when in doubt, start a war anyway
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 15:12, archived)

you have very american thoughts!

(Forrest Gimp nothing to see here, carry on, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 15:13, archived)

No, I have not
I'm just stating the general consensus. Plus, those satellite images couldn't be any more real.
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 15:16, archived)

ah, so it's all to blame on your intelligence agency?

(Forrest Gimp nothing to see here, carry on, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 15:19, archived)

hahaha

(glued eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 14:47, archived)

have a w00, brummie boy

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 14:55, archived)