They definitely have monkeys.
They are able to deploy their monkeys within 45 minutes. Our intelligence indicates that there are definitely monkeys present, however at this time we are unable to give firm and accurate information as to their wherabouts.
( Doctor When And The World Of Tomorrow, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 14:49, archived)

you'd better show me some satellite images
of 'shopped monkeys
( mediocre I am not strange, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 14:52, archived)

don't you see it?

(Forrest Gimp nothing to see here, carry on, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 15:11, archived)

hmmm
when in doubt, start a war anyway
( mediocre I am not strange, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 15:12, archived)

you have very american thoughts!

(Forrest Gimp nothing to see here, carry on, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 15:13, archived)

No, I have not
I'm just stating the general consensus. Plus, those satellite images couldn't be any more real.
( mediocre I am not strange, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 15:16, archived)

ah, so it's all to blame on your intelligence agency?

(Forrest Gimp nothing to see here, carry on, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 15:19, archived)