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[challenge entry] I knew I should have left my crusts!

From the What if the things grown-ups tell kids were true? challenge. See all 270 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 12:28, archived)
# I still
would.

But then again I am married.

(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 12:30, archived)
# I'm married
but we have tio draw the line SOMEWHERE!

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 12:33, archived)
# Well I draw the
line on the gender divide.

With only some exceptions either side.

(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 12:36, archived)
# nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 12:31, archived)
# yikes
i haven't been this aroused since that aphex twin video.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 12:31, archived)
# Ewwwww!




*agrees*
(KiDaPoT pads it out with socks on, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 12:32, archived)
# come to daddy?
(-2D, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 12:32, archived)
# windowlicker?
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 12:34, archived)
# yes please
they taste the best
(-2D, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 12:36, archived)
# *sends order to kitchen*
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 12:38, archived)
# veet 'em
veet 'em hard!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 12:32, archived)
# oh dear...
*vomits*
woo though!
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Fri 8 Jul 2005, 12:32, archived)
# pfffft
I'm gonna be shite at this compo, can't think of any lies my mum told me as a kid, I think she was too honest (damnit)
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 12:33, archived)
# what about all of those 'uncles' you had?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 12:34, archived)
# uhh
my memory is shot today
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 12:37, archived)
# pffff
fffffffft
(I helped save b3ta! FatherJack /me belms, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 12:49, archived)
# Cor!
i would

*gets waxing strips*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 12:33, archived)
# Hmmm
She's still less hairy than me so if she gives then groovy!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 12:37, archived)