Mrs T warns her errant daughter...
Ok - i might have got the compo title a bit arse about titmuss, but you get the idea.
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Ok - i might have got the compo title a bit arse about titmuss, but you get the idea.
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( , Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:11, archived)
not that nice an arse
Since she left the realms of airbrushed lads mags, and was on't telly on Celebrity Dull Island, she seems to have added 2 stone in weight.
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Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:15,
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She really
is a huge whale of a disgusting beast. How anyone who has left the realms of puberty can think that this gargantuan beast is remotely sexy is beyond me. She should be clad in Burberry.
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Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:41,
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well, I would have done her before I'd seen her on the telly
But then, if I was airbrushed to hunkdom in girly equivalent of FHM, then sh'd probably say the same about me.
Until she saw me on't telly in the swimming pool...
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Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:21,
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Until she saw me on't telly in the swimming pool...
I think the fuss is
"She does" and everyone knows it.
Mucky bird.
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Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:16,
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Mucky bird.
Oh my lord!
she did something that billions of other people have done
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Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:22,
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had a dream i shagged her in the arse
and i don't even like her. my first anal too, and it was a fucking dream *sigh*
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Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:15,
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it's just as much your fault
for not checking she lubed the strapon.
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Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:25,
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i'd punch her in the tits if she tryed anything like that!
fucking nasty man!
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Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:32,
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