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In his spare time, David likes to piss off of a cliff on to an innocent panda.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 9:32, archived)

You're so shit it's painful.

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Comma, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 9:42, archived)

Thank you.

I do my best.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 9:44, archived)

If I were you, I wouldn't bother.

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Comma, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 9:45, archived)

Arf.

That took me ages, that did.
You callous mare.
;D

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 9:46, archived)

Your time would have been better spent

hacking your goolies off with a rusty breadknife so that you don't reproduce.

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Comma, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 9:49, archived)

Too

late.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 10:31, archived)

but we cannot cling,

to the old dreams anymore

(kaibosh, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 9:49, archived)

are you still ill?

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Reckless_Rik, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 10:04, archived)

Have a morrisey

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Jimbo Rotten, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 11:35, archived)

if you happen to spaz back.....

this is great!
woo!

(kaibosh, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 19:17, archived)

have fun on your chuffing picnic

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eponymous Oh!, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 10:27, archived)

"innocent panda" ?

there's no such thing

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Strawberry Dragon, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 9:48, archived)

first laugh of the day

thank you

woo!

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spacefish bong!, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 10:23, archived)

How did you know?

You've been snooping through his private pics again?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 10:57, archived)