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[challenge entry] The latest super-hacker hijacks the b3ta front page
and imposes his evil will on all free-thinking internet dwellers*


*removes the Best of the Board

From the A day in the life of David Hasselhoff challenge. See all 384 entries (closed)

(, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 12:05, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 12:06, archived)
# Hehehehe!

Woo!


(, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 12:07, archived)
# Bastard...

just when I'd struck lucky...
oh yes.  This be a hat
(, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 12:08, archived)
# Soo . . .

three for three, eh?

*cracks knuckles*


(, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 12:09, archived)
# *nacks cruckles*
(, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 12:11, archived)
# arf!
I just checked yours to make sure you'd not struck again while I'd been busy...


cracks knuckles also.  Unable to type with broken knuckles.  Cries a bit...
oh yes.  This be a hat
(, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 12:11, archived)
# no, mate . . .
rob made me realise that I'd been incredibly lucky with two of mine . . .


(, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 12:13, archived)
# you just like Mrs ZW's norks...
pfffft!


she got a job yesterday... first one for 11 years!  p/t in a school, helping special needs kiddies
oh yes.  This be a hat
(, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 12:16, archived)
# Yay!


(, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 12:18, archived)
# nope...
I'll just hunt out her swimwear shots...


arf!
oh yes.  This be a hat
(, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 12:21, archived)
# Don't
worry about it, mate. Rob's only one of the many FP gods :¬)
(, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 12:17, archived)
# Aww . . .


(, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 12:21, archived)
# pffffft!
Teh nawty Hoff!
(, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 12:09, archived)
# Doc
I feel that you are neglecting me.

/needy

Ooh I made a fabulous roast garlic sauce last night to pour over my crispy tatty squares. I have another recipe to add to my tiny repertoire :)
(, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 12:15, archived)
# I'm allergic to garlic.



just thought youshould know.



By the way - I did a cool catrter for a dinner party last week... Ham Egg & Chips... Small slices of quality ham; 2 fired qualis eggs; a small pile of very thin handcut and fried chips and some warm tomato-based sauce. looked and tasted fab!

nearly time for hols!
oh yes.  This be a hat
(, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 12:17, archived)
# *prepares cross*

*prepares angry mob waving pitchforks and flaming torches*

*prepares to nick front pages*


(, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 12:19, archived)
# arrrrggghhhhh!!!!!
* secures FPs in profile with large virtual padlock. *


goes to lunch too...!
oh yes.  This be a hat
(, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 12:22, archived)
# Eeeek! I couldn't live without garlic!
I love doing different little twists on traditional recipes. My bangers and mash soup always goes down well at bonfire parties.
(, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 12:23, archived)
# If I had some, it'd come come up well!

nearly time for hols!
oh yes.  This be a hat
(, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 12:26, archived)
# can you see your own reflection?

(, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 12:24, archived)
# Good point!
:)
(, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 12:25, archived)
# *enhurgles*
Not intentional!

*enhurgles again*

Mmmmm, I love roast garlic! Roast garlic and cream sauce. Roast garlic mash. Roast garlic and red pepper pesto... mmmmmmm.

My cooking dilemma at the moment is what to do with a big bit of Huss that Mrs Doc bought last night.
(, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 12:21, archived)
# Nail it to a horse and point at it with a Hoover.



...or cook & eat it.


nearly time for hols!
oh yes.  This be a hat
(, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 12:23, archived)
# I really shouldn't make a fuss,
about the huss.
(, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 12:24, archived)
# *squeezes*
Huss? Is that like a hussy? (brazen or otherwise).

Edit: Ooh coincidence. I am making pesto with carrot, coriander and pine nuts today. It's an untested recipe that sounds as if could be either wonderful or hideous
(, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 12:25, archived)
# pffft!
Yes, perhaps I should Braise the Huss...

:)
(, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 12:26, archived)
# Corriander.
Yes, that obviously works in pesto. Carrot though? It's a new one on me... although obviously carrot and corriander is a classic taste combination so I can see how it should work.
(, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 12:29, archived)
# The carrots are fried for 5 minutes
so it shouldn't taste too raw carroty.
(, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 12:34, archived)
# Hmmmm...
so really they'll just take the role of roasted red peppers in a more traditional red pesto... interesting... *strokes chin*
(, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 12:35, archived)
# 'tis a fish
(, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 12:27, archived)
# Yup, I've never cooked with it before
although being of the dogfish family, it will probably need some really high heat treatment and a bundle of other flavours to make it palatable...
(, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 12:31, archived)
# it shouldn't be too overpowering
I've used it in a Fisherman's Pie and Seafood Lasagne before, its quite similar to Cod
(, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 12:40, archived)
# It's not overpowering I'm worried about...
but the opposite. I've always found shark-related fish very firm, but always a bit bland...
Edit: and most of the Huss recipe's I've found on the interweb either use it as a filler with other seafood, or with very strong flavours (bouillabaisse with tabasco+garlic+bouquet garni, tikka sauce kebabs, baked with mint and spring onion, etc), which must say something...
(, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 12:47, archived)
# Nice
Hackers reference!

Woo!
(, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 12:12, archived)
# Woo Yay Hymen
and Whoa Nelly for good mesure
(, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 12:13, archived)