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[challenge entry] People who play first person shooters will relate to this:

Seeing as I suggested this compo, I thought I should enter something!

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(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Mon 29 Aug 2005, 17:26, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Mon 29 Aug 2005, 17:29, archived)
# Pffft
Does he leave medikits around too?
(I helped save b3ta! Baglady, Mon 29 Aug 2005, 17:31, archived)
# no
that's the S.A.S (St Johns Ambulance service)

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Mon 29 Aug 2005, 17:33, archived)
# 'you're an inspiration for birth control'
...woo yay dukela!
(I helped save b3ta! AgeOwns Has just started Geocaching, Mon 29 Aug 2005, 17:30, archived)
# What are you?
Some sort of bottom-beating, scum sucking, algie eater?
edit: this is a duke quote!
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Mon 29 Aug 2005, 17:31, archived)
# "it's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum....."
"and im allllll outta gum"
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 29 Aug 2005, 17:35, archived)
# .
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Mon 29 Aug 2005, 17:38, archived)
# looks like your running late...
waiiit... that's not threatening in the slightest.
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Mon 29 Aug 2005, 17:40, archived)
# "I'm gonna rip off your head
and shit down your neck"

how quaint.

edit : oh, and "shake it, baby". another favourite.
(I helped save b3ta! MBar And now back to your regularily scheduled lurking., Mon 29 Aug 2005, 17:53, archived)
# very well shopped, I'd say
(kaibosh, Mon 29 Aug 2005, 17:30, archived)
# "Weapons could usually be found in apparently sturdy wooden crates.
"We write 'apparently' because they could often splinter and disappear after being punched twice."
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 29 Aug 2005, 17:31, archived)
# Haha, very nice. Woo!

'Ning people!
(Andy-, Mon 29 Aug 2005, 17:35, archived)
# 'Police are currently putting out an APB for a man with a beard carrying a crowbar'
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 29 Aug 2005, 17:35, archived)
# Excuse me jacking your thread...
..but does anyone else think these scheming witches should have their orange badges taken away...?!



Splendid post by the way.


(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Mon 29 Aug 2005, 17:36, archived)
# YES
they should not be able to park their ice-cream van there!
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Mon 29 Aug 2005, 17:37, archived)
# ice cream has the healing powers of jesus..
its in the bible.
(I helped save b3ta! Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Mon 29 Aug 2005, 17:38, archived)
# dum,da da dum, da daa dum.
go on duke...you nukem!!!
(leftehhhh, Mon 29 Aug 2005, 18:41, archived)
# ^ This.
(LionsPhil, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 19:37, archived)