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[challenge entry] I'd go!


first post for far too bloody long... sorry
yes, it's seamless: i'll clean it up later [maybe]

From the How To Make Church Popular challenge. See all 382 entries (closed)

(, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 22:59, archived)
# Cuskkake!~
(, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 23:00, archived)
#
Wrongness! >_<
(, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 23:32, archived)
#
QUOTE: "yes, it's seamless: "

ditto =)
(, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 23:01, archived)
# bukkake baptism could be the next big thing
(, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 23:01, archived)
# ...
Not sure you could get a whole pool-ful of that stuff though
(, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 23:04, archived)
# I can always try
*tries*
(, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 23:08, archived)
# It's a good a use as any
for the Diana Memorial Fountain, I guess.
(, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 23:11, archived)
# Can't say whether that is.
nsfw or not :)
(, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 23:01, archived)
# The nork is
pretty hard to make out though.

despite hours of trying
(, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 23:03, archived)
# MOOB!

Edit: Hello down there
(, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 23:05, archived)
# "The nork is pretty hard"
Not my ideal woman.

However.... Hi Jessie!
(, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 23:08, archived)
# there's a nork?!
*scans*
(, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 23:09, archived)
# offs
(, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 23:07, archived)
# that'd be very difficult
because custard is a non-neutonian liquid, meaning on impact it becomes a solid, so you can walk on it, but it'd be a bastard to get out of if you got stuck in.
(, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 23:05, archived)
# So walking on custard isn't an official miracle?
Damn, and there was I thinking I was the new Messiah...
(, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 23:06, archived)
# YOU CAN'T BLOODY WALK ON CUSTARD.
(, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 23:07, archived)
# wrong!..
source: Brainiac
(, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 23:11, archived)
# That was industrial standard
It doesn't work on home stuff
(, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 23:14, archived)
# I'm tempted
to try it now.

*checks how many tins of custard powder are in his cupboard*
(, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 23:17, archived)
# sure?
all they did was mix custard powder with water (the same recipe I would use..I too do not know how to make custard!).. and I have tested this myself... it is HARD when you press down on it...
(, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 23:18, archived)
# guy on left is svenno's dad
aicmfp
(, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 23:13, archived)
# that's no...
...custard! :S
(, Sun 18 Sep 2005, 0:43, archived)