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[challenge entry] Please open your Hymn books to....

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(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 23:50, archived)
# hmmm...
you need a girlfriend...
EDIT: not that I wouldn't!!
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 23:51, archived)
# don't tell the wife
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 23:54, archived)
# yours or mine??
(ssh either way ;))
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 23:55, archived)
# mums the word
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 23:58, archived)
# Your wife is your mum?
You're from Norfolk aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 23:59, archived)
# Where people say
'I'd like you to meet my wife and sister' but they've only got one woman with them. And where they greet you by saying 'Gimme six'.
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 0:02, archived)
# Hicks
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 0:03, archived)
# Really?
Bill Hicks is pretty much god-like to me. Are either/both of those gags his?
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 0:06, archived)
# Yeah.
Pretty much verbatim, while discussing his adventures in Fyfe, Alabama.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 0:09, archived)
# You live and learn eh?
Bob Monkhouse lifted the first one when he was on Have I got News For You, I always thought the gimme six joke was a local one (Cambridge btw). Woo to Bill Hicks then.
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 0:12, archived)
# That fucking arsehole
.....errrrr....can't remember his name (was in that show set in a school in the 70's with Noddy Holder and played the PE teacher)...ripped off Hicks' smoking routine on the Jonathan Ross show a couple of years ago which made me hate him even more.

*Brian Conley - that's the cunt (seethes)
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 0:15, archived)
# You mean "The Grimleys"?
or something
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 0:21, archived)
# I'll join you in hating...whatisname
If you're going to rip off other people's work, you should at least acknowledge it. Same applies here.

(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 0:22, archived)
#
"Your sister is your mother,
Your father is your brother,
Your cousin is your lover,
You're the Norfolk Family"

[to the tune of "Addams Family", often heard at Portman Road :c)]
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 0:03, archived)
#
arf!

\sings along
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 0:05, archived)
# They're good swimmers though
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! chronic And he doesn't know I licked his back!, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 0:04, archived)
# Also good at shooting gypsies
We were all good swimmers. Otherwise we wouldn't be here. fnar fnar
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 0:08, archived)
# bloody hell, that went south a bit quick
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 0:09, archived)
# "b3ta - where no tone is left unlowered"
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 0:10, archived)
# I blame Bernard Mathews.
Bootiful indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 0:11, archived)
# 'bootiful!'
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 0:12, archived)
# Well
It was twenty minutes before anyone started a new thread. Anyway, what are tones for if not to be lowered?
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 0:15, archived)
# Is she filling in a Sudoku thingy?
or perhaps even this is the new hymn board.
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 23:53, archived)
# there's numbers?
oh...
(Meta4, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 0:05, archived)
# you know he's dead right
not that it has anything to do with a hymn board...
just i kinda imagined a pic with him as the preacher
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Thu 15 Sep 2005, 0:06, archived)
# re: your username
yes you should.
(Meta4, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 0:06, archived)
# this
it's called pregaming
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 0:08, archived)
# seconded
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 0:08, archived)
# I'm still feeling the effects of last night
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Thu 15 Sep 2005, 0:18, archived)
# blleppy
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(I helped save b3ta! ygolyhuop; jkb;vi, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 0:11, archived)
# wtf is up with her man chin?!?
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Thu 15 Sep 2005, 0:20, archived)