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From the How To Make Church Popular challenge. See all 397 entries (closed)

( The Great Architect, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 10:08, archived)

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I love guiness muchly. Woo to this with knobs on.
(Octo , living la vida broker, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 10:09, archived)

you've quite a stout supply of hummus I see, Doctor

woo!
( Purple Onion, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 10:10, archived)

he's always got on brewing
keeps everybody on the hop.
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 10:12, archived)

yep, getting rather a big head, I'm afraid.

( Purple Onion, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 10:14, archived)

I've even got a shamrock on top

( The Great Architect, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 10:14, archived)

what the ale are you on about?

( Purple Onion, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 10:18, archived)

I'm Lager than Life, me

( The Great Architect, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 10:18, archived)

*is bitter*

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 10:20, archived)

Like your Murphys?

( The Great Architect, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 10:20, archived)

don't never mind him
'e's just small beer, 'e is.
( Purple Onion, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 10:22, archived)

getting a bit draughty in here

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 10:23, archived)

and Ice Cold

( The Great Architect, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 10:24, archived)

that's strange
it's quite mild here
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 10:26, archived)

this thread is getting quite pun heavy
might have to call a porter.
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 10:27, archived)

I think it's tops

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 10:29, archived)

Yes
I'd say it was barley acceptable.
( n8ive Monsters from the id!, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 10:31, archived)

not bad for this time of Beer

( The Great Architect, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 10:28, archived)

so warm, in fact,
I'm a bit groggy.
( Purple Onion, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 10:29, archived)

these puns are getting a bit frothy

( Purple Onion, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 10:28, archived)

You're not wrong, they're a pain in the Glass

( The Great Architect, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 10:29, archived)

hahaha
wonder if I should compo this

( Mushroom, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 10:10, archived)

hahaha! Not as satisfying as full fat Guinness
morning Brother, Doctor!
( The Duke of Prunes, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 10:10, archived)

Morning! Brother Doctor!

( The Great Architect, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 10:11, archived)

Do you have minions doing all the work :)

You seem to do less work than me
( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 10:11, archived)

You'd be surprised how much I actually do get done in a day
quite a bit - I tend to think up ideas of an evening over a hearty
meal and drink, then knock 'em out quick the next day
Which I believe was Michael Jackson's defence
( The Great Architect, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 10:13, archived)