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# Here's my favourite bad joke
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 0:47, archived)
# *groan*
you deserve a mighty spanging for that
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 0:48, archived)
# : )
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 0:49, archived)
# *looks around*
*SPANG*
(I helped save b3ta! Tikoloshe, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 0:54, archived)
# *stumbles around*
*blacks out*
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 0:55, archived)
# *feels sorry*
*commits suicide*
(I helped save b3ta! Tikoloshe, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 0:55, archived)
# *bums*
my work here is done
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 0:57, archived)
# he?
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tikoloshe, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 0:57, archived)
# what is this nonsense?
anyway, your dead you are

Edit: nads, missed my 2000th.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 0:58, archived)
# tis nonsense sir
anyway, back to being dead.
EDIT: Ninja edit spotted
(I helped save b3ta! Tikoloshe, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 0:59, archived)
# *chortle*
you dead people and your games, ay?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:00, archived)
# zombie
OBVIOUSLY
*mnngh BRAINS!*
(I helped save b3ta! Tikoloshe, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:01, archived)
# Argh!!!!
The Pun!!!!!!!

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(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 0:49, archived)
# Hahaaa!!
Did A-level maths, there's NO jokes about that...
Except this...
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Mon 26 Sep 2005, 0:51, archived)
# goatse?
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tikoloshe, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 0:55, archived)
# hahaha
that's ace
(I helped save b3ta! deject one time dreamt that he was involutarily digesting, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 2:20, archived)
# hahahaha!
good workes!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 0:50, archived)
# I wsa going to morph the duck into bill withers
but I have to hand my thesis in on Friday, I have a chapter to write, and evil data analysis to do. So it has to wait... : (
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 0:51, archived)
# cor
that's a whole bunch of work. good luck! or good skill. whichever one you want most =)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 0:56, archived)
# sleep would be nice
and my youth back.
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:00, archived)
# My mate Dan
once attempted to tell this joke while pissed.

His version of the punchline went: "Put it in a microwave until it turns into Bill Withers."
(MrC. Having the most boring username on b3ta since 2004, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:05, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:08, archived)
# tadaaa!
I'd prefer "until its beak melts".
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:09, archived)