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# urban myth No. 48576484
spiders do NOT enter the mouth as we sleep, the warmth breath from
each individual as we sleep acts as a signature 'deterrent' to a spider,
who will NOT crawl into a mouth, as it's senstive legs picks up our breath 'scent'
and it warns the spider away, as it picks up a potential threat form us
/pedant

- Mind you, they still scare the shit outta me
(, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 17:52, archived)
# Ohh I bet you get the girls to hold you close
with that sort of talk.

/pedant yourself
(, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 17:54, archived)
# fending em off with a stick matey :)
mind you, am spoken for
(, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 17:55, archived)
# i get the girls to hold my cock

i lost my close ages ago
(, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 17:55, archived)
# i think you know too much...


... GET HIM LADS!!!
(, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 17:54, archived)
# they crawl up yer nose instead
(, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 17:55, archived)
# or your arse


*edit* what an incredibly apt pic. just had that 'laying about' did you?

i'd love to have a look around your hard drive so i would.
(, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 17:56, archived)
# its all on my site if you are interested
link in profile ;)
(, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 18:27, archived)
# you've thought of everything.

a true jedi master
(, Fri 2 Dec 2005, 13:11, archived)
# it eats the "magic nose goblins"
yeah - ren and stimpy quote :)
(, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 17:58, archived)
# (----)
Tickle,tickle.
(, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 23:19, archived)
# Yeah...
but what's to stop it entering the body elsewhere? (edit - note: read the replies before posting and make less of a fool of self)
(, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 17:57, archived)