I was late because

there were monkeys jiggling at the bottom of my garden.
Or something.
(
Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Sat 7 Dec 2002, 12:41,
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hahah
thats doing my hangover no favours at all
(
Spoon, Sat 7 Dec 2002, 12:42,
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I see
the caffeine-enhanced bananas were a complete success.
(
sargant, Sat 7 Dec 2002, 12:47,
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