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# retired mountain rescue fish
gawd, me fins!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 7 Dec 2002, 23:50, archived)
# my cat says
"Miawoooooo" to that
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Sat 7 Dec 2002, 23:50, archived)
# my fingers say
'woo, but where's his barrel of brandy?'

:o)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 7 Dec 2002, 23:52, archived)
# he's rushing off
home for it! they can get a good pace up when there's brandy at the end of the journey.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 7 Dec 2002, 23:56, archived)
# as long as they
can remember where they put it.
Or even where they live :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 7 Dec 2002, 23:57, archived)
# don't worry
he's never more than 3 seconds away from home - you don't think he could keep up that pace, or indeed go without his brandy, for longer, do you?
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 8 Dec 2002, 0:01, archived)
# so how did he rescue
mountains then? Or does he live less than 3 seconds away from the nearest one....maybe he can't remember what he does anyway.

LOOK AT THAT CASTLE!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 8 Dec 2002, 0:04, archived)
# usually
the mountain rescue fish rescues go awry*

*i had a friend who pronounced this word "aww-ree". i was so delighted by this, that i now pronounce it like that myself. try it! it's fun.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 8 Dec 2002, 0:08, archived)
# hahahah!
Aye, I remember that....many arfs were had at the time, and it reminded me of this
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 8 Dec 2002, 0:13, archived)
# ha haa!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 8 Dec 2002, 0:16, archived)
# maybe I should just
make every other post bits of what I've done in the past :o))
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 8 Dec 2002, 0:36, archived)
# tee hee
I'm picturing you in a Mr Bongo type world populated by dogs which run you over, plenty of mental people and elderly goldfish.
Actually now I can hear the fish talking. He sounds a bit like Winston Churchill.
edit: more vodka spelling
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 8 Dec 2002, 0:05, archived)
# I think we've
all been drinking that bit too much here....speaking of which, I can hear the sounds of the fridge calling me......
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 8 Dec 2002, 0:06, archived)
# welcome
to my life.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 8 Dec 2002, 0:13, archived)
# i wondered what he'd get up to in his old age
looks rather dapper, i must say! hurrah! he's excellent!

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 7 Dec 2002, 23:52, archived)
# :)
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Sat 7 Dec 2002, 23:53, archived)
# he's very spritely for his age though
have you been feeding him ground up pep pills in the fish flakes?

edit: 'scuse vodka spelling
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sat 7 Dec 2002, 23:54, archived)
# Oi - you haven't
been grinding up pep have you?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 7 Dec 2002, 23:56, archived)
# pep and grind
now theres a thought

shuffles off
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Sat 7 Dec 2002, 23:59, archived)
# See ya
in a few minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 8 Dec 2002, 0:05, archived)
# see
above :)
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 7 Dec 2002, 23:58, archived)
# What is it about hat's and canes?
they so funny.
you so funny!
Woo!!!!!

(was it me or was "Sliding Doors" the most cloying cruddy romantic drama ever....)
(I helped save b3ta! LittlePixel, Sat 7 Dec 2002, 23:57, archived)
# just you
I rather like it
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sat 7 Dec 2002, 23:59, archived)
# i didn't
but 'romantic' films generally don't appeal to me. give me a film with robots in it! like short circuit for instance.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 8 Dec 2002, 0:02, archived)
# huzzah!
that is superb :)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 7 Dec 2002, 23:59, archived)
# thankee
:)
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 8 Dec 2002, 0:20, archived)
# how rare!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 8 Dec 2002, 0:20, archived)
# Many woos
to dapper, dancing goldfish!
Every 30 seconds "Well, I'm dressed for dancing..."
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 8 Dec 2002, 0:23, archived)