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(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 15:52, archived)
# as Rob Newman says
Americans are starting to feel like there are just 2 countries in the world, the USA and 'The Rest of The World'. Ironically the flag for 'The Rest of the World' is the same as the flag for the USA, except that its on fire.

www.robnewman.com
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Dec 2005, 15:55, archived)
# ^
this (is ace)
(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 15:57, archived)
# Hahaha
indeed
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 15:59, archived)
# I went to see him and Mark Thomas
about a month ago, top stuff and eye-opening to boot.
(I helped save b3ta! Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Thu 8 Dec 2005, 16:09, archived)
# yes - me too
I've seen MT about 5 times over the years, but the first time seeing Rob.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Dec 2005, 16:14, archived)
# put me in mind of this
(KMnO 4, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 16:11, archived)
# Arf!
Woo!

He'll take that back January 2nd!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 15:56, archived)
# he he
"Do you have 'Raping the world in the name of democracy' by Ima Kunt?"
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Dec 2005, 15:58, archived)
# haha
I guess someone bought it from Argos then, all their gifts go back as soon as the store opens after Christmas.
(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 15:58, archived)
# HE's vomiting or eating it
THE BOUNDER
(KMnO 4, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 16:00, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Yes, absolute winnar.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 16:04, archived)
# *sniff* that makes me sad
woo though :)

Sorry to TJ but I've just had a nosebleed and was thinking about nasal tampons/shoppery and to my horror discovered that such a thing really does exist!... look..


I'm not too sure what to do with this.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 16:09, archived)
# Good god
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 16:11, archived)
# It's for us chaps...
when we have leaky tummy sticks after too much drink..


owch.

(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 16:13, archived)
# *clenches*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 16:16, archived)
# that looks way too big to go in a nose
and those strings wouldn't be particularly inconspicuous.
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 16:16, archived)
# I had a double-nostril op when I was a teen
and had to wear nasal tampon for a week

oh the indignity. at least I was in hospital.

Its worn under the nose to stop all the blood and goo running out. It's tied behind the head.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Dec 2005, 16:23, archived)
# I once had to wear dual mouth tampons when I had a dental operation.
(Fizz Bitch, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 16:35, archived)