if cowboy builders ran the world, a dome that looks like a spilt ice cream will cost billions of billions of pounds
hahaha
hang on....
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hahaha
hang on....
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the one time, i pull someone who is attractive and interesting and intelligent in a bar a mate fucks it up
is it stalkerish to go to her adress* to go knock on her door some time?
*she gave me that but not her number#
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*fetches more "super bock"*
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Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:08,
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*she gave me that but not her number#
edit:
*fetches more "super bock"*
you got her address but not her number?
i think that's self explanatory hahah
what did your mate do to fuck it up?
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Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:12,
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what did your mate do to fuck it up?
leave a note at her address
something to the effect of "i'm sorry, the other night did not go how i wanted it to, i blame my (former) mate; i had a lot of fun talking to you and was wondering if it was possible to try again. same bar, same time?"
you charming git you
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Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:17,
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you charming git you
well let me know how it goes, mate
if she's as intelligent as you say she is, there's no reason for it not to work!
/feels like peter sallis for some inexplicable reason
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Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:24,
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/feels like peter sallis for some inexplicable reason
will do
it's odd, i don't think either of us realised we hadn't given out numbers till she was on the bus home without me*... so she screamed her adress out the window for me instead
*one of the roles the mate of mine played
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Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:31,
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*one of the roles the mate of mine played
i hope she goes for it.
put an aubergine in your pants to impress her.
in the front, not the back.
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Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:27,
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in the front, not the back.
heh.
i used to tell that to wee tots when i had them about, made me popular with all the moms.
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Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:29,
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"alright kids, what starts with C, ends in T, is round, hairy and contains thin, whitish liquid?"
"COCONUT!"
"well done dears"
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Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:32,
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"well done dears"
"what goes in hard and pink and comes out soft and sticky?"
"BUBBLE GUM!"
"these kids are great!"
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Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:36,
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"these kids are great!"
but of course...
...if she's ecstatic, she may have a vegetable fetish and leave him crying in his beer while she runs off home to violate herself.
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Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:33,
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I say, no it's not.
..but then again, I'm thinking of making a t-shirt that reads, "I'm a lover not a stalker".
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Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:19,
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..but then again, I'm thinking of making a t-shirt that reads, "I'm a lover not a stalker".
alas, womankind as a whole has blurred the line between romance and stalking
a girl would say "i wish some guy would serenade me at my window and sweep me off my feet" but then if someone actually did that she'd speed-dial the police
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Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:20,
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foolish girl.
if i had a hypno-loveslave, i'd have him do my evil bidding and rule the universe.
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Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:25,
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i just did a fart that smelt like cheshire sheese
how culd anyone resist me...
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Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:32,
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you should make a cartoon
out of the whole episode, humiliate your ex mate here on b3ta in cartoon stylee
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Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:54,
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we've got a stupid dome here, too.
they foolishly had a public contest to name it, claiming thatr the most popular choice would win. needless to say, 'con-dome' was a write-in with over 50% of the people who hated the stupid thing, but it mysteriously lost to 'sky-dome'.
i still want to blow the fucking thing up.
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Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:04,
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i still want to blow the fucking thing up.
i think that was a popular choice, too.
it's been too long, though. my mind is fogged by age and bitterness.
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Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:10,
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they should call it 'anal warts'.
more honest and better tasting.
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Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:24,
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hahaha
on the east end of the choptank river bridge in maryland, in sailwinds park, they erected a massive sail as a tourist attraction/eyesore
it blew over the first three times they tried to put it there, and it looks more like a white dorito than a sail
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Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:09,
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it blew over the first three times they tried to put it there, and it looks more like a white dorito than a sail