the new 'whale size' tshirt wasn't a hit

( mictoboy neither snow nor rain nor gloom of night, Sun 22 Jan 2006, 21:30, archived)

trying to help that whale was preventing god's will for it to die
(try saying that to the poncy animal rights folk)
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sun 22 Jan 2006, 21:32, archived)

that's one of the silliest things i've heard in a while.
and total deadpan delivery too! woo! ;)
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Sun 22 Jan 2006, 21:43, archived)

200 years ago, everyone would have been cheering
and shouting "Grub up."

Although by Spring, they'd be singing "Whale Meat again"
(@man dinner dinner dinner dinner, Sun 22 Jan 2006, 21:44, archived)

* tumbleweed *
(Tetra2005 = Cupid Stunt, Sun 22 Jan 2006, 21:46, archived)

err
umm like ok
(@man dinner dinner dinner dinner, Sun 22 Jan 2006, 21:47, archived)

Only kidding.....
I like teh punnage!
(Tetra2005 = Cupid Stunt, Sun 22 Jan 2006, 21:50, archived)

I can't claim to originate the joke though

(@man dinner dinner dinner dinner, Sun 22 Jan 2006, 21:56, archived)

haha
and at least prescott has something to wear.
( Sunshine Elephant, Sun 22 Jan 2006, 21:36, archived)

well hello
i haven't seen you in YEARS
also the god simulator in the newsletter - didn't you make that AAAGES ago?
( mictoboy neither snow nor rain nor gloom of night, Sun 22 Jan 2006, 21:47, archived)

that was a pope simulator, methinks

( Sexy Picard 2000, Sun 22 Jan 2006, 21:52, archived)

shitcocks
you are, of course, correct
( mictoboy neither snow nor rain nor gloom of night, Sun 22 Jan 2006, 21:54, archived)

there's been three previous
a pope, president and queen one, whilst searching the board i noticed a newsletter request for a God one, so i notched it up. they're all linked at the finale. :)
( Sunshine Elephant, Sun 22 Jan 2006, 22:00, archived)

hahaha

( rogan, Sun 22 Jan 2006, 22:29, archived)

Al Qaeda suspect whale
Apparently the whale was noticed behaving suspiciously around London Bridge, it was followed by police officers and after fiddling with its dorsal fin and not obeying orders to stop flapping was shot seven times, including twice in the blowhole at close range.

But now I hear that the whale was not an Al Qaeda member, it just happened to live in the same pod as one...
(spacedman, Sun 22 Jan 2006, 23:00, archived)

Umm
I'd say meh, congrats on undeserved F.p.
(Benny A Last Nuclear meltdown:, Sun 22 Jan 2006, 23:02, archived)

thanks
you miserable arse
( mictoboy neither snow nor rain nor gloom of night, Sun 22 Jan 2006, 23:31, archived)

Umm
I'd say meh, congrats to your parents for producing a miserable blob genes.
( Laughing Boy, Mon 23 Jan 2006, 7:24, archived)

Pfft!
EDIT: How rude, woo pic!
( Bob Todd 's delivering stringbeans to Utah tonight, Mon 23 Jan 2006, 9:09, archived)

Luckily, that's not your decision
:D
( Red wine and cheese., Mon 23 Jan 2006, 10:18, archived)

^ this

( Mushroom http://treblethink.blogspot.com, Mon 23 Jan 2006, 10:41, archived)

erm
do shut up
(mr wheatley ®, Mon 23 Jan 2006, 20:39, archived)

Pfft!
*wipes away tears*
Its what cock-nose would have wanted
( Blobcat Previously known as Amazongirl, Mon 23 Jan 2006, 19:51, archived)

After it died , the price of whale meat went up in Japan
Coincidence? I think not
( WebmasterFF has nothing to do but write this post on, Tue 24 Jan 2006, 12:11, archived)

hahahahah
i want that
( Obz Click, ting, stamps, Tue 24 Jan 2006, 22:36, archived)