Maybe you should look before you sit down?
Personally, I close the lid entirely, that way I help to maximize the total global annoyance index by pissing everyone off.
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tomsk,
Wed 25 Jan 2006, 20:56,
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And it is to your credit :)
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Wed 25 Jan 2006, 20:59,
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