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[challenge entry] There will be a flush of these (geddit!?)
So let me get this out of my cistern and move onto to better ideas


From the A World For Women challenge. See all 193 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 25 Jan 2006, 20:41, archived)
# hahaha
Loo and yay.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Wed 25 Jan 2006, 20:43, archived)
# That was uncalled for.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Wed 25 Jan 2006, 20:46, archived)
# But why do you women
want us to piss on the seat!!!!
Surely it's easier lower a seat than to lift it!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Jan 2006, 20:43, archived)
# Actually
I couldn't give a damn whether the seat is up or down. If I want it down and it's up, I put it down.

I find the whole loo seat up or down argument thing a bit bloody silly and petty.

*puts away soap box*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 25 Jan 2006, 20:50, archived)
# why can't you chaps aim better?
stop pretending you have giant hoses to control!
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Wed 25 Jan 2006, 20:52, archived)
# I think women would just moan at guys for always pissing on the seat
woo though
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 25 Jan 2006, 20:44, archived)
# I can imagine how enjoyable it is to sit
on a wee-covered seat.

But putting it down is an indignity, shirley.

*doubly mindpissed*
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Wed 25 Jan 2006, 20:44, archived)
# Ha! Very well done sir!
What i don't get, is that women always moan at men for leaving both seats up, yet they always (yes, always) leave one seat down and one up. What the hell?

It means that women don't get annoyed because they toilet is open and smelling/visible, but because they have to put it down every time they use it. So they're incredibly lazy.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Wed 25 Jan 2006, 20:45, archived)
# exactly
I put it forward to women before that they always leave the toilet seat down. And silence. Fucking result!
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Wed 25 Jan 2006, 20:47, archived)
# Best result you can get.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Wed 25 Jan 2006, 20:52, archived)
# Have you ever nearly fallen in a toilet because a silly man has let the seat up?
have you? HAVE YOU?

it's not nice, us ladys deserve better than falling into toilets.
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Wed 25 Jan 2006, 20:48, archived)
# good point
well made. :D
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Wed 25 Jan 2006, 20:49, archived)
# thankyou
*curtseys*
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Wed 25 Jan 2006, 20:49, archived)
# Yes, actually, but only because i was slightly drunk and forgot i had to leave one seat down ...
Also, why not just check it first, instead of assuming that the world is perfect?



/is not a woman
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Wed 25 Jan 2006, 20:51, archived)
# You should care for us lady folk more than to leave it up,
where would you be without us, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Wed 25 Jan 2006, 20:52, archived)
# It takes about 1/4 of a second to either put the seat up or down depending on your preference
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 25 Jan 2006, 20:52, archived)
# Exactly!
So why do we have to do all the work as men?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Wed 25 Jan 2006, 20:57, archived)
# Don't ask me
As I have mentioned a few times in this thread, I have better things to thinks about than loo seat up or down.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 25 Jan 2006, 20:59, archived)
# Maybe you should look before you sit down?
Personally, I close the lid entirely, that way I help to maximize the total global annoyance index by pissing everyone off.
(tomsk, Wed 25 Jan 2006, 20:56, archived)
# And it is to your credit :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 25 Jan 2006, 20:59, archived)
# i put both seats down
it drives the mrs mad :)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 25 Jan 2006, 20:51, archived)
# I'm not a sir
I am a wimmin. One of those rare ones who doesn't get PMT, doesn't give a damn whether the seat is up or down and has better things to do than waste time talking about such things :)
I do own an obscene amount of shoes though, I'm not fully liberated :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 25 Jan 2006, 20:58, archived)
#
hehe
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 Jan 2006, 20:50, archived)