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[challenge entry] now us blokes have to queue

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(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Thu 26 Jan 2006, 3:32, archived)
# You can fit half a dozen around a tree.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 26 Jan 2006, 3:36, archived)
# would have to be a leafy tree
for all that arse wiping
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Thu 26 Jan 2006, 3:37, archived)
# 'k a tree
with a bunch of bidets around?
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 26 Jan 2006, 3:40, archived)
# Arsedoucher.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 3:51, archived)
# Hahaha!
Perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 26 Jan 2006, 3:52, archived)
# So Continental.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 4:12, archived)
# It's dead classy.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 4:14, archived)
# Alternately, one could keep a small dog
 
especially trained to lick one's butt clean.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 4:52, archived)
# not so unrealistic
www.csmonitor.com/2006/0119/p16s01-lihc.html
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 3:37, archived)
# i think
films might be different as well
(slightly crap, not done, just too tired to improve it and finish at the moment as in, not worth it's own thread quite yet)
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(I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 3:40, archived)
# Don't we even get a sink?
(ChuckAnger Keepin' it real since 1985, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 3:41, archived)
# You wash your hands after
therefore you are gay.

real men don't shove their finger through the paper!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 26 Jan 2006, 3:42, archived)
# you dont use it if youre the only one in there anyway
there are more important decisions to make anyway
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 3:48, archived)
# I'm learning so much!
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 4:18, archived)
# I'm continually revolted at the number of men
 
who DON'T WASH THEIR HANDS in public urinals.

Never, ever, eat communal bar snacks.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 3:50, archived)
# I rarely wash my hands in a urinal.
I nearly always use a sink.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 26 Jan 2006, 3:52, archived)
# aaaaaaahhhahahah!
 
Fair point, well made.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 4:01, archived)
# You're missing out.
the blue urinal cakes are the best ones - I use those for aftershave.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 5:19, archived)