'k a tree
with a bunch of bidets around?
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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5],
Thu 26 Jan 2006, 3:40,
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Alternately, one could keep a small dog
especially trained to lick one's butt clean.
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 26 Jan 2006, 4:52,
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