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# bugger

(, Tue 31 Jan 2006, 11:40, archived)
# better than a tissue

(, Tue 31 Jan 2006, 11:42, archived)
# yeah, kitties will lick themselves clean after you're done wiping yourself with them.

(, Tue 31 Jan 2006, 11:44, archived)
# do they come in man size?

(, Tue 31 Jan 2006, 11:43, archived)
# Yes, and when you take one from the box,
God pops up another one.

So remember, every time you blow your nose on a kitten, er... please can someone else finish this for me
(, Tue 31 Jan 2006, 12:06, archived)
# elderly people die

(, Tue 31 Jan 2006, 12:15, archived)
# yay!
they all stink of kerosene anyway
(, Tue 31 Jan 2006, 12:22, archived)