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# Haha. I don't understand why the cat wouldn't be delighted to be bummed by the son of god.

I mean... he's *bound* to be gentle and all...




P.S. Aren't Jesus' arms and legs WAAAAYYY too long?
(, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 2:14, archived)
# arms and legs?
he's got a giant magenta cock, and you're worrying about the arms and legs. get some perspective *rolls eyes homosexually*
(, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 2:16, archived)
# Heh.


I'm just not used to seeing non-thalidomide Jesuses (Jesi?)
(, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 2:18, archived)
# jessie?
(, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 2:19, archived)
# Haha


Ok, now we've got that cleared up, what's the collective noun for 'sons of god'?
(, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 2:21, archived)
# sonny of god(jim)
*realises it says collective noun*
*can't be arsed to change it*
an apocalypse of sons of god?
(, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 2:23, archived)
# an icke
(, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 2:23, archived)
# Ha
(, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 2:25, archived)
# i'd have thought the cock that reaches his knee would be the most noticable...
but then the whole son of god thing, he's *bound* to have a 15" schlong

and anyways his arms and legs look normal to me, well maybe his legs are a little short
(, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 2:16, archived)
# i just hope for the cat's sake
it has 15" of spare arse space ...
(, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 2:17, archived)
# Hahahaha
I've never heard of the term "Spare arse space"

Interesting concept.



Or is it?
(, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 2:18, archived)