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(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 2:13, archived)

Haha. I don't understand why the cat wouldn't be delighted to be bummed by the son of god.

I mean... he's *bound* to be gentle and all...




P.S. Aren't Jesus' arms and legs WAAAAYYY too long?
( Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 2:14, archived)

arms and legs?
he's got a giant magenta cock, and you're worrying about the arms and legs. get some perspective *rolls eyes homosexually*
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 2:16, archived)

Heh.


I'm just not used to seeing non-thalidomide Jesuses (Jesi?)
( Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 2:18, archived)

jessie?

(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 2:19, archived)

Haha


Ok, now we've got that cleared up, what's the collective noun for 'sons of god'?
( Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 2:21, archived)

sonny of god(jim)
*realises it says collective noun*
*can't be arsed to change it*
an apocalypse of sons of god?
(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 2:23, archived)

an icke

( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 2:23, archived)

Ha

( Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 2:25, archived)

i'd have thought the cock that reaches his knee would be the most noticable...
but then the whole son of god thing, he's *bound* to have a 15" schlong

and anyways his arms and legs look normal to me, well maybe his legs are a little short
(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 2:16, archived)

i just hope for the cat's sake
it has 15" of spare arse space ...
( deodar ant is working on a new rooster, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 2:17, archived)

Hahahaha
I've never heard of the term "Spare arse space"

Interesting concept.



Or is it?
( Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 2:18, archived)

His cock looks like a purple biro.

( Comma, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 2:15, archived)

it is
or is it?
(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 2:17, archived)

Nope.








or is it?
( Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 2:19, archived)

Officially declares it "or is it?" night.







Or is it?
( Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 2:20, archived)

Or that is right?








Or is it?
(JahDrop "No care for you, no care for me"-Bob Marley, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 2:21, archived)

christy
this is annoying...













or is it?
( Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 2:24, archived)

shuddering fuck
i think it is also









or is it?
(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 2:27, archived)

HE'S ON FUCKING FIRE!
 



..OR IS HE?!
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 2:39, archived)

i'm an it

(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 2:43, archived)

it really really isn't




_{or is it?}
(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 2:20, archived)

pffffffffft.

(JahDrop "No care for you, no care for me"-Bob Marley, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 2:19, archived)

so he is!
and he's welcome to, for lo - he is the son of god.
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 2:20, archived)

And if you deny the son of god access to your arse, you shall burn for all eternity.
*100% of fact*







Or is it?
( Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 2:22, archived)

compo it

(boris the spider, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 2:23, archived)

woops
hehehe and i'd been going so well
(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 2:24, archived)